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ed4b5a45 No.3702971

What happened to Steam? Is he dead? Paralyzed? Gonz banned him before we could find out

93c5fc54 No.3702972

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If he wasnt such a paranoid wannabe boomer maybe hed have some social media or status posts for you. Too bad he's too much of a psycho to even host a facebook account

1a4b4a3b No.3702997

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Gonz bans anyone who gets more attention than him, and no one gets more attention than the attention whore blackhole that is Steam/Azimuth/EmperorPantscummius

8c3e29f4 No.3702998

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Steam, get a life.

ec227a49 No.3703008

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He's been gone for months, and last anyone heard from him he's in rehab for a broken neck. You're starting to sound like one of those 3B fanatics seeing Steam behind every post.

c6e309af No.3703122

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I'm not dead, I've just been spending a lot of time at the hospital doing PT, my spine was basically turned into dust, my ribs are broken, most of my joints are damaged, and I've got a lot of torn/injured muscles. Also, I can't drink, or drive, so I noticed how generally messy I've been while drunk for a decade, and I've been spending my off time cleaning my house in a pain killer and lidocaine fueled blood rage. I'm guessing all my braces are acting like +1 endurance RPG equipment, and I've got a fuck ton of them.

Also my old computer chair did not have upper back or neck support, so I couldn't sit at my computer too long without hating life… so I bought this


I'm only posting now cause everything is clean af, I don't have therapy until monday, I've got a badass supportive chair, and I can drink as much as I please as long as I'm sober by monday… which isn't going to be all that much. I'm super tired, and only bought 3 mikes hard's. If I'm not asleep in 3 hours, I'll be thoroughly surprised. I don't even know how I'd throw up with a hangover, I can't bend over. I guess I'd just have to stand straight up in the shower and vomit directly in front of me onto the wall or something, kinda like what I do mentally every morning when I look into the mirror to shave.

I'm not even all that bothered by the general pain from the injuries, but this fucking neck brace is a form of torture that should have been banned by the GC. It digs into my damaged sternum, which I kinda took care of by slapping on a thick gel ldocaine patch on where it makes contact, digs into my back when I sleep (I can't even use pillows) or sleep on my side because ribs, and worse of all, it 𝑭𝑶𝑹𝑪𝑬𝑺 𝑴𝑬 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑨𝑲𝑬 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑻𝑨𝑪𝑻.

c6e309af No.3703123

I'd be in patient, but there is this ridiculous thing where I don't qualify since I can move around on my own, so I'm only eligible for out patient care. The VA is going to cover some nurse to come in and give in home assistance to me daily, but it isn't going to start for another nearly two weeks, by then I won't need it.

Well maybe, I broke off a chunk of my spinal cord in the 3rd disk or whatever its called, and they're tossing around consolations with neuro-surgery on whether I need surgery to have it removed. If that happens, I have no idea what state I'll be in once I'm out of surgery. It'll probably happen.

Luckily, the only college class I'm taking over the summer is Ethics, and its an online class. Even if I'm bedridden for part of it, I don't see how it would stop me from reading and typing. Its a pretty basic bitch class. Considering I've aced all my online classes drunk thus far, I'm pretty sure I can handle some morphine and still complete my work.

16833de6 No.3703124

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Steam does need that course in Ethics.

399f327c No.3703127

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I'd say that I've learned a lesson in self control and on limiting my levels of casual daily intoxication, but we all know it'll take more than breaking every bone in my body to do that.

I'm like that giant swirling vortex of trash in the pacific ocean, its became less of a fixable problem, and more of an unstoppable force of nature to just work around and hope for the best.

c538292d No.3703128

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I pictured you more like Dale Gribble.

399f327c No.3703129

I'd already have an answer on whether I needed surgery or not, but I can't even get an MRI to get a better look at mah nerves, because my body is already so held together with metal stuff from the military, that putting me into the scanner would make me explode like a gerbil in a blender.

399f327c No.3703130

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399f327c No.3703131

File: 1685155121545.png (610.42 KB, 674x564, Thinker_Arrowverse_001.png)

Also I'm loving this chair, not only is it fully adjustable to my unique needs, but it has 3 locking modes that I'm just tonight figuring out. I'm calling them "upright text response," "laid back youtube mode," and "gentle recline head support fap."

I'm appreciating every dollar I spent on this monstrosity. Especially version 3, cause reasons.

c538292d No.3703132

File: 1685155490863.png (2.04 MB, 1093x964, Screenshot 2023-05-26 at 2….png)

You will become our Universe's Davros!

399f327c No.3703133

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Challenge accepted.

94e0b6d9 No.3703138

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Steam's chair vs the mods, or whatever is going on here.

c538292d No.3703139

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Steam might just attack this place with a Movellan virus.

d2ec6d61 No.3703142

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Steam is an alcoholic, we only know what he does when he's drunk. Dr Who knows what he will do when he's on opioids. He's a loose cannon.


399f327c No.3703143

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c538292d No.3703144

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Steams been busy enjoying The Baldwin Sister's recipe.


c538292d No.3703147

File: 1685164486693.jpg (206.79 KB, 1200x874, 80571106_10157910338393293….jpg)

The Waltons was an American tv series.

ceec6abf No.3703151

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ceec6abf No.3703153

File: 1685166381490.png (19.95 KB, 500x250, Oekaki.png)

Have pearl…

c538292d No.3703155

File: 1685166540170.jpg (22.59 KB, 349x640, Aufy.jpg)

O.O That means Steam will be bringing back Aufy.

ceec6abf No.3703162

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File: 1685167320155-1.png (5.75 KB, 800x600, pet the scug.png)

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become slugcat, desrtoy rain world…

b887c7d0 No.3703205

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Sorry for being a bit crazier than normal. I haven't been drunk in like 2ish weeks, and I haven't been opioid-drunk in like 12 years. Also I haven't fapped in almost a month and I ended up cumming gallons like 5 times in a row, and this chair's power level and neck support went to my head.

I'm not going to buy lulz either. I've spent a LOT of money in the last few weeks, on very sensible things… other than the Valve Index… they say spending money gives you a little euphoria high, and I accidentally combined a lot of little dopamine rushes into a hurricane dopamine rush.

btw, that chair I shared the amazon link for, I highly recommend. If you have the money you should really grab one, you won't be disappointed. It will relive stress you had no idea you had.

b887c7d0 No.3703218

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seriously I've bought a new sidewalk, a new wrap around front porch, an extending fabric overhead for my back porch, safety supports for my bath and shower, semi-gloss paint to undo the flat paint mistake I made on painting my interior, siding, and a bunch of very expensive amazon Ring security bs. Not even counting the security monitors i put in all my rooms… basically just little flat screens so I don't have to look out my blinds to be *that guy.*>>3703205

b887c7d0 No.3703219

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Also I got my dad this for father's day. My brother got him a card, and I like to be best son, alcoholism or not. Also I like to rub his face in how much money I make. He'd never buy this for himself.


Reminder, father's day is coming up, you should get him something. If you hate him, all the more reason to shove your success in his face.

b887c7d0 No.3703223

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Half the pleasure is going to be from him being pissed that he's going to have to carry around some "faggot tool show" like I do, and half from since he's in the union, all the little apprentices are going to worship that bag.

b887c7d0 No.3703225

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Then again, he doesn't really understand that I'm a private contractor, so its a meat show. I NEED to show off my power level to get confidence from my contractees. I have to put on a dog and pony show while I work, or else I wont get more jobs… he just has to wait for his name to come up on a list.

He calls me a fag for showing off my tools all the time, but he doesn't understand my type of business. Its all appeal, portfolios, and reviews. He doesn't have to worry about any of that.

c3ac53ca No.3703229

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>putting me into the scanner would make me explode like a gerbil in a blender.

b887c7d0 No.3703251

ugh, it isn't my choice other than my right wrist. All the other implants are just optional bullshit they put in me because I got shot or ran over.. They're not very long bridges.

b887c7d0 No.3703252

the military put them in cause it would speed up recovery.

I've got rods and bridges in 3 of my ribs, my right leg, 3 in my right arm, my central back, my right thumb, my left pinky and ring finger, and my face on the right eye.

b887c7d0 No.3703253

Oh and my left big toe, and my right pinkey toe and the carpel that goes to it.

b887c7d0 No.3703255

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basically, I'm just a big ass pile of metal.

I didn't get my 100% disability for nothing.

b887c7d0 No.3703256

File: 1685240201436.jpg (4.99 KB, 192x262, images.jpg)

I'm an experimental blob of Legos for doctors.

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