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acf28f69 No.3688668

Please accept that the Moon is made of cheese!


Feel welcome that our moon is cheese!

acf28f69 No.3688669

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805aa142 No.3688671

moon is cheese but what kind

acf28f69 No.3688672

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Blue cheese crumbly taste salty but it cheese.

acf28f69 No.3688673

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64314115 No.3688681

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Also Dog Cheese, Fox Cheese, Bear Cheese, Raccoon Cheese, etc. etc.

71da527d No.3688713

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31c8e323 No.3688732

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The Moon has an outer crust made of Roquefort with a creamy Gorgonzola Dolce center.

bec79dc0 No.3688746


Don't forget the crackers!

acf28f69 No.3689036

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Cheese Looner Cult is the greatest villian if would have made Redwall villians like Cluny the Scourge put to shame. What's even scarier is that they have close ties over the Redwall Abbey small youth can't leave the walls because of kidnappings, spies, and royal nobility of the bloodline they would force the average plebs every morning to chant "Cheese" for an hour to wake of the mass, fail to meet requirements a wooden "potent rotten eggs smell" chamber is closed behind doors as the fumes escape the Abbey Doors.

Scene taken from once upon a forest.

71d524bd No.3689041

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acf28f69 No.3690850

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Story goes, some cult collects all these raw eggs and store them into a glass jar to ferment as rotten sulfuric acid the lemur appears to wear makeup just like the joker suddenly had to fight Cluny the Scourge's nephew Cluny II instead of attempting to overhear the abbey's abbot he tries to save him. This story needs a work in progress.

091724da No.3694504

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31c8e323 No.3694507

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But what the flat-Earthers won't tell you is that buried somewhere on the Moon is a monolith of Vermont cheddar.

091724da No.3694523

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091724da No.3694526

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Imagine a bunch of intelligent mouse freaking out that the humans are enslaved by a cheese lunar cult. "Those dumb hairless apes, are wearing those funny looking hats- I mean mind control helmets!

091724da No.3694529

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091724da No.3694530

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Don't forget that cows make cheese Yes they will be part of the cheese lunar cult theory.

9f244d29 No.3695555

Yassss blue cheese with some satisfying meat is one of my favourites. I haven't done it in months and months now that I think about it.

9f244d29 No.3695556

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I get this every now and then. Yes, in part because it's got woodland critter mascot and I can imagine for myself that it's furry to support my already existing tastes. Fortunately it also happens to be delicious and special, and look how much it costs ($CAD to be clear)! so I don't get it often.

I'm no cheese expert but it's not quite like any other cheese I've tried. It's essentially solid cheddar, but it's got a bit of crumble to it despite an obvious moist quality. Most noticeable when you eat it is there's these very fine and soft grits in it, but if you take time to focus on them, it'll all melt in your mouth before you can place anything, it's great. Their site says they're calcium crystals:
"This delicious handcrafted russet-coloured cheese has a cunningly unexpected crunch. The subtle crunch comes from the naturally occurring calcium lactate crystals which form as the cheese matures."

It's pretty rich. So it's great to top a burger or two, in an omelette, or on your french toast if you're feeling fancy. But I wouldn't say, top a whole pizza with it: I'd get sick the cheese for while before I'd get to the end of that pizza.

If I ever visit England, I'm stopping by the actual farm to slap down £88 for two of these:

361ebd60 No.3695589

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I'm not big on blue cheese, but next time bf makes steaks I'm trying it. He always melts blue cheese on top of his steaks.

091724da No.3697739

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091724da No.3697740

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summon cheese atronach.

091724da No.3697742

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091724da No.3697798

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091724da No.3699286

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091724da No.3699287

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31c8e323 No.3699325

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Fuck! I forgot Cheese Weasel Day! Was the 3rd of this month.

>Cheese Weasel Day (CWD) is the only Internet holiday. Started around 1993, CWD is celebrated each April 3rd as a fun day dedicated to appreciating people who work in the tech industry. Plan a party to celebrate the contributions of your technical friends. Make something with cheese. Why? Food makes it more enjoyable when you socialize with your techie peeps! Why weasels? Because they’re funny!

1f9d0b45 No.3701204

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