96e015ef No.3686081[Last 50 Posts]
Continuation of this thread.
https://lulz.net/furi/res/3666893.htmlSince it hit bump limit.
24ab5f92 No.3686146
>>3686137I prefer dates that involve some faggy romance, but 9/10 it almost always devolves into them wanting to know whether I'm a top or bottom and how much money I make.
Most fags are straight up whores.
24ab5f92 No.3686158
>>3686152I don't use online dating, I'm a perpetual learner, so I tend to hook up with guys in my college classes.
Considering most of my classes are social work or psychology related, most of the guys I meet are… shitty simpish gold diggers.
24ab5f92 No.3686160
>>3686158I'm not particularly interested in fucking either, which tends to be a problem for a lot of fags. I really just want some romance and cuddling in a warm bed.
24ab5f92 No.3686162
I guess I'm actually more interested in "family" stuff, I never really got to have a family growing up, and thats what I want.
I'm less interested in fucking and more interested in maybe having a kid and having them fulfill a few life goals I failed out on, or maybe having a few extra kidneys around the house.
f1e98438 No.3686163
>>3686158Yes, everyone is trying to steal your house. Everyone always. The eyes are everywhere, everywhere.
I must get more security cameras, more, more, more
24ab5f92 No.3686165
>>3686163So the apartment renter says. When you own a house and assets people DO want to steal your shit. I invest in offsite security recording for a reason, there is a very real chance that someone might just take their kid who broke their leg, and drag them over to your sidewalk, and then call the ambulance.
Solid footage and evidence is everything.
24ab5f92 No.3686168
>>3686165I only state that because I actually did have a woman claim their kid slipped on my sidewalk, but I got out of the whole ordeal because I had cameras. She claimed my dog jumped at her from the fence and that caused her kid to fall down and break his ankle.
Turns out by my recordings, she just dragged her screaming kid in front of my house and had the ambulance pick him up on their government medical card.
24ab5f92 No.3686171
she was claiming negligence due to a non-existent icy foot walk, and a dog attack. She was trying to get payment, but the footage showed her dragging her kid onto my sidewalk, and my dog not being outside at the time.
Fun stuff.
24ab5f92 No.3686174
she actually ended up with jail time for false accusation, child endangerment, and falsifying police documentation.
24ab5f92 No.3686178
although without the footage, it could have very well have ended up with me handing over my house.
23ea4898 No.3686197
>>3686182Being an attention whore won't make up for his mutilated dick. Also being an attention whore means he's guaranteed to have a repugnant personality
Foreskin or GTFO
23ea4898 No.3686256
>>3686209So what you're saying is that you're an unlovable whore?
Circumcised = damaged goods
ecc00055 No.3686315
>>3686289I thought eating placentas was a straight people thing.
b95b047b No.3688917
>>3688892I will never understand how people view cuck cages with anything but contempt.
23b7ba20 No.3688933
>>3688917I don't understand it either. It can't be healthy for your penis. It wants to fill with blood and expand.
But I never tried one. And if I ever did I'd look up if it was actually safe to do so.
8a9747bf No.3690014
"Everyone is muscular and shirtless"
Gay as fuck, that this thread is the perfect place for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbJVofWREPY 2d7d09b2 No.3694227
>>3694222Why didn't they kiss though?
dc0fac13 No.3695710
>>3695685obviously.
I'd say the only cervine exception being pronghorns.
I've never seen this before, but I think it would be cute to see a pronghorn with painted sparkly head handlebars.
dc0fac13 No.3695711
>>3695710also human hands are gross.
Human nails are gross.
Why did I even post that pic? Those nails aren't even symmetrical. I'm upset at my own post.
581495f4 No.3695713
>>3695711Having long nails can be pretty hard. Like if you pick your nose it can be ugh, nose bleed.
You learn pretty quick to use tissues.
dc0fac13 No.3695718
>>3695713not going to lie, out of curiosity I glued on long nails one time, just to see what it was like.
Couldn't do anything. My hands were completely useless.
It baffles me how some women can have 3 inch nails and somehow still type, and generally function.
The nail thing was from where I had a friend, of a friend, or a friend, who happened to be a drag queen, and since the event was pretty far away, I went ahead and let him dress me up for a drag contest. We were about the same size.
I never even got out, apparently walking on high heels is super difficult, and prone to twisting ankles. Alas, no one ever got to see femboy teenage Steam in lipstick and a maid outfit. I was too busy having the most humiliating emergency room visit in my life.
581495f4 No.3695720
>>3695718Typing can be annoying, I hit wrong keys a lot. And goodness sometimes my hands simply lack the friction to open things such as jars. I had to pierce the jar of tomato sauce last night to open it.
My fingers can be so soft. And the nails aren't good for much other than making a nice tapping sound or scratching into skin. Or if I wanna touch something hot without getting burned, like tap on a heater.
And if you use any lube like petroleum jelly you have to clean your nails right after. It just gets under em.
dc0fac13 No.3695727
>>3695720I have an embarrassingly weak grip strength. My dad can just rip the cap off of a rusted radiator. His grip strength is absurd, me I got my mom's hands. Agile, spindly, good for techanical stuff. I can close my eyes, feel around, and work my hands into all sorts of mechanical things
that most people can't even attempt at.
I'm like a bolt whisperer.
Still, I had a few times where I had to have my shemale boy/girl/whatever friend open a few things for me. Its not like I can't open things myself, but I cheat and occasionally use pipe wrenches on jars. I also occasionally break jars.
I actually break a lot of things using alternative methods of persuasion.
dc0fac13 No.3695742
>>3695730no clue, I'm a tall broad guy, not obese or anything, but I need about 3200 calories a day to support myself. Its funny cause like I said I'm in a class full of only women, other than me.
When they heard how much I need to eat they were like whaaatTF. I had to explain that I weight 3 times as much as them, I'm twice their height
So as unfair as it may seem, I have to ingest a lot of calories to continue existing.
On the bright side for angry women, I don't have a sense of taste or smell, so its not like I get any enjoyment out of eating.
dc0fac13 No.3695743
>>3695742also ignoring the whole taste and smell thing, I also don't notice it when my dog farts. Which he apparently does a lot.
dc0fac13 No.3695744
>>3695743there is also the plus side of me not really having any desire for sweet or fatty foods, so it kinda negates some of the alcoholic side effects.
My mom will sit there and eat powdered super market donuts for days, my dad will drink tea (sugar water) forever..
Me personally, I eat mostly salad, solid vegetables, and drink mostly water. Fatty things, sugary things, and high carb things just feel gross to me.
dc0fac13 No.3695745
>>3695744well and meat, but tbh I don't actually look at the meat. I just grab it by both hands and rip into it.
I don't care how big the steak is or what animal it is from, I will swallow it, my stomach has no limits.
dc0fac13 No.3696258
>>3696242true enough, if they work on oil filters, they work on jars, and probably break them less.
