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27ba8485 No.3676176[View All]

Thank you very much to those who have been donating through Patreon, paypal, and cashapp. It's helped a lot. Today I received an email for a $100 donation from someone trying to donate through paypal, but they sent it to the wrong address. My paypal is [email protected], NOT [email protected] If you were the one who sent this donation, cancel it and send it to the other email! Thanks <3
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5e7565a8 No.3686312

Fix cache-control header please. When I post in the thread, the post appears visually, when I reload the page it is not in thread, but if I force refresh using ctrl+F5 the browser invalidates cache and the post appears.

6e1bc385 No.3686378

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ec403fbf No.3686379

It's you who's going back to the cached page. The problem is on YOUR end.

e63e25af No.3686385

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Your post contains nigger levels of stupidity.

84d5f61a No.3686451

Pleases somebody delete the fucking CP here:

a79a4981 No.3686469

>on YOUR end
Not on my end. It happens in all browser. However I can see the reason.

The browser sends if-modified-since and looks like this site using cdn or cached served page that updates sometimes, so when you make post it appears by JS but if you go to the same thread from the catalogue in a minute you will not see your post before the server updates the html page's date.

Anyways, this can be confusing, it experiences like I has been auto filtered.

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8f86e7df No.3686487

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Sleep on grass…

8f86e7df No.3686489

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Reaction watching when it happen…

a6e8bd9d No.3686491

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why sleep on grass when you can just eat ass?

8f86e7df No.3686492

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I pop it and it turns red with many spots like bee stingz :D

8f86e7df No.3686494

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8f86e7df No.3686562

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529ebab8 No.3686677

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5e7565a8 No.3686693

Thank you cho0b for freedom of speech. I hope you will not change anything in the future and will not become a SJW garbade like other imageboards did become.

Just remove CP that occurs once a month and thats all.

1ac8ec17 No.3686694

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Yes, cho0b, please continue allowing the right-wing extremists to drive away all other users with their racism, toxicity and vitriol.

I'm sure that is in no way related to how small the user base is and how you are struggling to pay the bill for the servers.

529ebab8 No.3686695

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3a7d36be No.3686738

N­­­­­i­­­­­g­­g­­­­­­­er­­­­s­­­­ tongue my anus.

623ddaf0 No.3686767

Regarding the 'value of coins' post…

A number of games like D&D use a 100 copper = silver; 100silver = gold conversion.

Years ago I wondered how close this was to 'reality' and based on the then market value for those metals, and their densities, if you assume similar sized coins the D&D conversion really isn't that bad. You could conceivably vary the coin sizes and make these 100:1 ratios exact.

d23aae22 No.3686768

It's stated in the various D&D manuals that 50 coins weigh one pound.
Of course that makes a GP the size of a dime.

1561711e No.3686785

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and? that makes sense if one were to want to amass a bunch of gold. Having a bunch of something would make the peons feel like they were actually amassing something, while the actual rich dudes were treasuring away small amounts.

Also safes are fucking expensive. Seriously just to get one that can be both water proof and fire determent for 4 hours is ungodly. So small things make sense when you're dealing in value, not mass and weight.

1561711e No.3686787

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I got this little beauty recently, because fuck you government my liquidateable funds are none of your concern.


d23aae22 No.3686815

I was saying that that makes each coin 0.32 oz.
Current trading rates are:
1 gold coin = 615.04 USD
1 silver coin = 7.76 USD
1 copper coin = 0.08 USD

You shouldn't take prices in D&D serious anyways.

bdadf899 No.3686817

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I had a first time dm have a dead thief with 23 platinum on him. It toppled the economy. Random thieves should not just randomly have enough cash on their corpses to randomly hire the entire lower/middle class to revolt.

ffb17992 No.3686843

Weight, less than ninety pounds. You realize, I hope, a single house burglar in good condition can carry it away.

It might be advantageous to hide it, or at least bolt it to a concrete floor.

ffb17992 No.3686845

Your post contains nigger levels of vacuousness.

d23aae22 No.3686849

The only D&D system I'm really familiar with is 3.5. That pretty much ignored economics. Towns had a wealth and a gp limit. Something like a small town had a limit of a few hundred gold. Meaning that anything under that price was available to purchase. Generally just left it at that.

a52d3ca2 No.3686857

D&D is shit because it has very strict rules for everything.

1740f250 No.3686858


true dodge doesnt care about rules
glancing blows doesnt care about rules
thats two for flinching. now im god.

a52d3ca2 No.3686859

Might just as well stop caring about D&D at all.

bdadf899 No.3686865

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I had to push that thing along on its styrophoam slab, and cut it out of its box.

Its bolted to wood and its hidden, if someone wants to do a smash and grab and steal that bitch, they deserve it.

They'd have to get past all the security cameras and go undetected, or go through the basement which has 3 motion detectors with 3x 104 decibel alarms and a drop ladder, get past a german shepherd, pick or break down every door in their way, dodge an extremely mentally unstable homeowner, then walk out the door with the safe, if they can find it.

They're are better easier tricks on the block.

3d8536da No.3686866

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Perfect time for it with hasbeenbro trying to destroy it.

bdadf899 No.3686867

even then, im right next to a retirement center, cameras and emergency staff everywhere. Even if I wasn't home either the emergency staff would check things out, or my dad would get a notification. He lives like 2 blocks away and actually owns a shit ton of guns, and drives intimidating vehicles.

1ac8ec17 No.3686997

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Steam, Bro, you would be better off digging a hole and putting them in your back yard. Take that safe back and get a refund.


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1ac8ec17 No.3687005

Seriously, though, take that safe back, it's $300s of trash. A literal child could crack it. That company specializes in cheap junk.

bdadf899 No.3687069

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Yeah I've already accepted that locks are only as secure as the people that want to break them

Even a shed with a super lock is only as good as the swawsall grinding into it.

My safe is a deterrent, my dog and the cameras are the big deal.

bdadf899 No.3687070

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You can break most sentry safes just by dropping them upside down. I'm aware of that.

3169817a No.3687073

Never forget - a real man always protects his dog from the intruders. :3

bdadf899 No.3687074

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The ones you can't you can break into by flipping them are an issue, but you have to get past the dog and the security system to use the magnet, so meh.

I trust my dog as the first line of defense, and the cameras as a fuck you. My safe is fine. 300 dollars worth of trash or not.

bdadf899 No.3687075

im not allowed to own weapons, ptsd and disability. My dog will just have to defend himself.

I give him an encagement, a sign telling people to fuck off, and i make sure he's not poisoned. Otherwise his teeth are better than anything I can protect him with.

bdadf899 No.3687076

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gsd's are scary bois

bdadf899 No.3687077

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bc6bc9e5 No.3687140

'specially backdoor intrusion.

1ac8ec17 No.3687151

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Not even bows and arrows? Put an arrow into an intruder's leg will remove most threat.

People under appreciate how much damage and pain an arrow can cause in the meaty part of a limb.

I got shot in the back of my thigh with a wild arrow at a summer camp when I was a teenager and let me tell you, I dropped like a sack of flower. I was standing there waiting for my turn on the zip line then my world was agony and gravity. I was in the hospital for weeks and never got to go back to camp.

That shit hurt and it wasn't even the bad kind of arrows. It was the simple point kind, not the broadhead arrow.

93961149 No.3687300

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> I got shot in the back of my thigh with a wild arrow

> it wasn't even the bad kind of arrows

One of these arrows then.

bdadf899 No.3687333

I have one of those arrows, its made from a large Rex bad dragon dildo. I assume its good at hitting wild dogs or something.

04dded49 No.3687348

> I assume its good at hitting wild dogs or something
Only if you sneak up from behind.😁

bdadf899 No.3687351

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maybe I will… Its the only way to know for sure.

1740f250 No.3687702

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So make it today.

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