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330b6592 No.3672649[View All]

steam hasn't posted in a week…mental hospital, jail or death?
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649b6151 No.3674907

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It's not so much the head as much as it is the heart.

>>3674862 It's a minor annoyance. But I figured it was worth a shot.

>>3674874 I don't know about evil. I think maybe he's just immature. Probably sees us as an easy target to project his insecurities. It's possible he could be just be envious of MrJ, I dunno.

At least a valuable lesson came of it. Only one's gonna change me to the bimbo I know I can be is me. Mr.J's gonna respect me more of I can improve myself on my own rather than being guided by a narrasistic mentor.

>>3674883 Who isn't put'n on a face? Sometimes the best cure for depression
ain't trying to make it obvious and talking about it all the time, expecting other people to give ya the validation you think you want. Every one loves validation but we can't rely on it.

It's not so much bottling it up as much as it is trying to keep it ourselves but honor those feelings explore on our own time why we feel the way do, how we'd rather feel and try to take the nessecary steps to move from where we are to where we want to be emotionally or otherwise.

Some times it's just pretending you're happy until ya actually are. Ya know sometimes we can't expect any one else to pull us out of our own funk but our own God Damn selves. We gotta find a light source, some reason to move forward and keep going.

Harley's so in love MrJ no matter what.
She had to accept and honor that. So rather than denying her love, she decided that she's gonna follow in thier foot steps and hope that some day they'll be proud of her. Even if MrJ never accepts Harley she's got a path to follow now. Harley accepts Harley and she's gonna move forward no matter what.

e475b345 No.3674913

>I don't know about evil. I think maybe he's just immature.


a028e795 No.3674922


Are you for real on the jay thing? Idk you long enough to know if its a joke or for real.

649b6151 No.3674926

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Well… maybe he is maybe he I ain't, I dunno, I dun care. I try to give people the benefit of the doubt. I wish'em the best on his "journey to better his person" really I do.
But he can drop dead for all I care.

ae4fda61 No.3674930

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Im chaotic neutral at worst.

Also I am doing awesome in my classes, I'm rocking a 99.8% average grade. Still its not like I have much more than internship experience and that isn't any more than taking notes, don't take my comments to heart.

a028e795 No.3674931

I'm not saying I can't be optimistic, but I can dial it up much higher than lulz has seen.

And thats the one that usually makes people go wtf. And call me a faker if I return to normal/crash.

ae4fda61 No.3674932

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Please don't dial anything up, you were so much worse in the past. Just do what I do and contain your crazy to threads that mention you if you must explode.

a028e795 No.3674933

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My most optimistic state is like scary. For me. Because I usually have to go very spiritual.

And it tells me to do all kinds of things I don't want to do…

ae4fda61 No.3674934

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still nothing like you used to be. I tried to get you to commit suicide and then you disappeared for like years. I used to be able to barely flick you and you'd go off the roof, glad you didn't kill yourself, you came back and turned out entertaining.

I'm sure all the other posters appreciate you distracting me as well.

a028e795 No.3674935

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You had nothing to do with me leaving. I was banned.

ae4fda61 No.3674936

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i men I don't appreciate the whole "it looks like spam" thing that I get hit on you with, but bear in mind if i vanish for a while, its probably the site's fault.

a028e795 No.3674937

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And you had nothing to do with me switching FA accounts.

b8dfbcc9 No.3674938

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Ohhhhh God.
Careful Aufy.
Dial it back.

>>3674907 No he's huhhhh not exactly joking and he's not exactly talking about the Joker either.
Uhm yeah, it's just best to not read to much into these things.

ae4fda61 No.3674939

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well despite that I took credit for a long time for your suicide. It was kind of surprising when you randomly showed up and started posting again, we honestly needed some old blood back in there.

So not disappointed at all, people only took your disappearance with Fancy and Unell's the same way anyways.

a028e795 No.3674940

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You weren't even my friend in the old days. And we didn't talk that much.

If you weren't still here I'd probably barely remember you.

People I still remember are like shadow who seems to have jumped all the way into futas

a028e795 No.3674941

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Hardiman I talked with a bunch before he died. And some people I was friends with.

And a couple people were really bad.

ae4fda61 No.3674942

Hes not entirely untruthful in some of the threatening things I said. He asked me to be scary so I was, but I never actually was physical with Unell. He just wanted me to be scary, we had a simple safe word he just never said it so I guess I actually scared him. We reinforced the safe word every time though.

a028e795 No.3674943

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I'm sure its fine. I've seen and heard so much messed up stuff. Almost nothing shocks me.

Who is MrJay? A suit? A pet? Their father?

a028e795 No.3674944

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I used to talk to a girl in love with springtrap. And he's a walking, rotting, evil robot with a human skeleton inside him.

ae4fda61 No.3674945

I wasn't a dunk back en either, Unell just like it, and 99% of the time, I was the one in bondage. He's the one who got me into chastity and convinced me to get my dick pierced.

a028e795 No.3674946

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ae4fda61 No.3674947

i even got a stud put into my tongue for him, not nearly as painful as its made out to be, but I couldn't stop messing with it and I managed to break it loose

Really quick healing, i can still feel the knot where I was pierced if i drag my teeth over my tongue. I only had it in for like 3 days.

a028e795 No.3674948

You know what they say. "If he has a pierced tongue he'll probably suck your dick" -chris rock

a028e795 No.3674949

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ae4fda61 No.3674950

A lot faster than the prince Albert, that thing stung like a bitch when I tried to piss and i had to have a glove tied to my dick just to prevent the blood from being obvious. The ladders were way easier than the PA.

ae4fda61 No.3674953

I can feel all my subdermals still there, they aren't still open like my PA, I even had my nipple pierced, lucky I never did something really stupid like getting heavy gauged. Really if anyone should be complaining about pain it should be me. I have a phobia of needles, so I needed him there to hold my hand for every one.

ae4fda61 No.3674954

I can brace myself fine for one. I had a 6 rung ladder put in under the PA. Since removed with no issue or open holes, but fuck me. getting those were intense.

ae4fda61 No.3674956

fucking hell, how am I still awake?

a028e795 No.3674957

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Sleep sounds perfect.

d434a3c6 No.3681798

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Steam hams!

4444d835 No.3686134

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Stesm, you are a Lulz version of Baron Munchausen!!
For those who don't know who that is:


46483541 No.3686148

How so? I've never been caught in a lie as far as I know.

The whole "Steam the liar" thing has always been weird, since no one has ever given an example of me lying.

46483541 No.3686149

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I mean I've been here for over a decade, at this point at least one screenshot of me telling a solid lie would have shown up by now.

My "lies" are more of a meme at this point than a true history of fabrication.

4829c40e No.3686210

>The whole "Steam the liar" thing has always been weird, since no one has ever given an example of me lying.
So claims SteamTheCompulsiveLiar.

d434a3c6 No.3686313

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8b5ec7d6 No.3686438

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I don't know what this thing is, but I want to have blackout drunk sex with it. Which is the only kind of sex I've ever have… or at least I assume.

7102e8a0 No.3686580


Fact check: Steam has never had sex and has never met a gay person.

46ee167d No.3686598

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Fact check: Unell, in the least. We were super romantic, a Lulz power couple went on lots of gay adventures together, until I tried lobotomize him.

Then I fucked his fantasy romance Fancy_Tux in front of him and sent him back to canada in a taxi.

Like I do.

1d7a47b0 No.3686601

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Neither was Baron Munchausen. One only can tell limited number of stories of their improbable achievements before people stop believing anything of it. Too bad.

8d72d2f6 No.3686608

What is that hideous, ugly thing?
Is this a Halloween thread?
Somebody can't draw.

8d72d2f6 No.3686611

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"The fictional Baron's exploits, narrated in the first person, focus on his impossible achievements as a sportsman, soldier, and traveller; for instance: riding on a cannonball, fighting a forty-foot crocodile, and travelling to the Moon."


1d7a47b0 No.3686615

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I have no idea. I was looking for random gay from old porn archives to attach and stumbled on that.

62f1557b No.3686681

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It's not one big lie, it's a lot of little things.
For instance, you could not have lived the ten lifetimes it would require to have done and experienced all the things that you claim, it's impossible. There would not be enough time.
Secondly, if anyone had underwent all the injuries and surgeries you claim to have suffered, they would be a bedridden invalid for life, AT BEST. It's simply not possible.
And so on.
Don't take this the wrong way, it's a lot better than the bullshit 3B posts, his posts only being great for comedy, because nobody on here ever believes anything he says and it's marvelous watching him waste his life accomplishing nothing.
You on the other hand, at least are sort of interesting.
So go ahead, embrace your inner Munchausen.
Do him better even, ride TWO cannonballs.
It's ok.

8b5ec7d6 No.3686714

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that or the metaphor of the candle that shines twice as bright or whatever, kills itslef out twice as fast. Thus why I do nothing now. I am broken by disappointment.

I've shown physical evidence of all the surgeries and shit I've had trying to do literally everything. I pushed myself too hard and got hurt, a lot.

I've stretched some truths, but I've just lived a very colorful life. I'm paying for it now and just sort of resting on a nest egg built of weirdness.

5c2863b0 No.3687242

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1e1a122f No.3687246

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Reminds me of this dumb vixen who froze her pussy to a cold sign post.

8b5ec7d6 No.3690603

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If this was bumped because of my latest post, you'll remember a couple of months ago I said to expect me to be gone for a while, its directly related. I fully anticipated jail time.

Also I totally fall in line with this whole "steam the liar" thing with this because although I didn't lie in court, I barely said anything, I did pull one hell of a "deep fake." Possibly the deepest fake I've ever pulled.

It was magnificent. I became a whole other person for months irl to pull this off.

8b5ec7d6 No.3690604

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and my parents told me all those years in the drama club would never pay off.

d077dcf5 No.3691351

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Rip another steam thread.

11fa1013 No.3691357

someone apparently got salty over something I said.

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