One ticket for that Safari-Tour, please !
I imagine people were shitting their pants when she hopped in until they realized she just wanted some attention.
id eat that ass out like a sunday dinner until my farts smelled like his.
I'd say that she probably meant that for a daughter, but considering she gave me a dildo for my 11th birthday, she probably either meant it or was really confused on the nature of sons and daughters.
Well she gave me a dildo, then found it im my room and freaked out.
Its not like I could have bought it, I wasn't 18 and could get approved for a credit card, or afford however much it took to buy an anatomically correct uncut dick…
which weirds me out more since she had me cut.
she also probably thought it was for a daughter, she refered to me as a she, and passed me off as being a girl until I hit puberty and someone called child protection services.
thats when she quit going to church, and started beating me because I took the church bus. It was a confusing part of my life.
Doubly confusing since i converted to satanism to appease her wrath, then she got pissed so i reconverted to Catholism, and she got pissed at that too. Mainly because IRCIA requires you to have a sponsor, and some old lady, who wasn't her, sponsored me.
I can't even stop her hitting me, she sent my dad to jail because she hit him and he stopped her then she called the police, and just kept hitting herself. Then he taught me to just put my hands in my pockets to stop the impulse.
She is cruel, and weird.
Then she gets on me for being just like my father. I'm not like him. I'm a weird person of an entirely different breed.
ITT: Steam's lying thread.
It's not like he has a job. The welfare parasite he is…
Lions are are big cats…
Cats are mini lions…
Would a small tom cat be attracted to a big lioness? :)