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38f385f8 No.3636786[View All]

What the fuck is your problem?
Who did this?
What the hell did I ever do to you that you're gonna make a phony account using the name of one of my characters and go around riling people up?
I'm not claiming some disability status.
I work for a living.
I'm not hurting anyone.
Whats the big idea here?
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ad3ddcac No.3638751

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>>3638749
Im kidding, I don't give that many shits about anything.

You did all this on your own.

1e867e69 No.3638754

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>>3638750
Catholic baptism? Bwahahahaha you mean where they dunk the little stick in the little cup and "sprinkle" you with "holy water"?
That's hardly a baptism.
I got one of those when I was in highschool and had to stop myself from busting out laughing right there in the church.

It's why I got baptized for real in 2018.

No no no I mean full submersion in either baptismal pool or a river or lake.

And no being baptized isn't get out of hell free card.
If you're being tormented by sleep paralysis demons you're clearly pissing off some one on other side.

ad3ddcac No.3638756

>>3638754
actually there was a jacuzzi above the stand, full dunked. I'm Catholic now, but was full on Baptist growing up.

I just like Catholicism since they're more ritualistic in their worship. I decided that witchcraft wasn't really working out for me, but wanted a more active participation in religion that most protestant sects just don't have.

1e867e69 No.3638757

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>>3638756
Well I'm pretty sure you're lying again.
Didn't you say something about Set?
Some Egyptian deity or something?
Or was that also a lie.
Steam you tell so many lies it's hard keep up.

If there was some ritual or spell cast or dark matter energy force or whatever that moved in this direction…. It sure as shit wasn't you who did it.

1e867e69 No.3638758

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The creature is not happy that I have spent so much time going back and forth you. This was time that could have spent making her bigger and happier. So I'm calling it a night before she gets angry.

😄I'm kidding there is no "creature".
I'm just done for the night is all

ad3ddcac No.3638760

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>>3638758
The hell is "the creature?"

Do you literally take instructions from your suit? Thats psychotic as anything I can think of.

b2a7f5e3 No.3638766

>>3637105
We Have Zer0 Coom Room
Threads You have Doomed.
Anal Banal G-Rated Panel.
Why Does Pink Man Dress Up As Animal?
Me Knows he is creepy, he says it laughable.
I want to remind him that his god is fallible.

7d467136 No.3638771

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>>3638760

>>3638758
The hell is "the creature?"

Do you literally take instructions from your suit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VbyXEpSxPs

4aaa4de3 No.3638786

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>>3638760
Ohh steam! I was joking. I was being silly. It was late we all say silly things some times when it's late. No one's taking instructions from inanimate objects what a preposterous notion.
Taking instructions?
From a costume?
Why that's ridiculous!

ad3ddcac No.3638789

>>3638786
Psh, see that big square thing in front of you? You've been taking instructions from inanimate objects since you were a kid. The suit thing is just way more disturbing.

ad3ddcac No.3638790

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>>3638789
ugh, I tried for hours to ignore the square inaccuracy, but my ocd mind just wont let go that computer monitors are rectangles and not squares, because this isn't the 90's.

Damn you brain. I only take solace in that pixels are technically squares and my statement was still technically correct.

f505face No.3638791

Did aufy go all pro-tranny when the creator of the character he stole went tranny?

ad3ddcac No.3638796

>>3638791
Who knows, I still think his tranny roommates are probably the reason. He might not know anything about his stolen character's creator. I sure don't, I tried playing FNAF, but I can't take jump scares after trying to play "Amnesia Dark Descent" while using an Oculus Rift headset. Tbh in retrospect, that combo was bound to cause mental scarring.

f505face No.3638799

>>3638796
Apparently they started trooning out earlier this year.

https://www.furaffinity.net/user/roxikat/
>I started HRT on 1/27/21 and trying out they/them pronouns

b2a7f5e3 No.3638803

>>3638799
f5 5 face 5 freds

74bec17c No.3638838

>>3638789 What part of "I'm joking" did you not understand? I was just having a little holiday fun is all.
But no… I do not see a big rectangular object I see small one that obeys me, not the other way around. My computer is broken and I'm just gonna have to get a new one.

>>3638791 I was never anti trans to begin with and I didn't "steal a damn thing. If you're talking about Proxikat, She may have been inspired by Roxikat but she's is her own character and Polybius Rik's story could not be told without her.
I'm allowed to be inspired thank you.

I am critical of the way the trans movement is being pushed on youth and how some trans individuals behave and how this is just one more way big pharma exploits people's insecurities for profit. But no I was never anti trans.

c296a354 No.3638841

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74bec17c No.3638842

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>>3638841
Yeah appearantly there are some old Aufy memes floating around the internet.

My dad made the last one when I dropped off the radar for awhile.

c296a354 No.3638843

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>>3638842
>My dad made the last one when I dropped off the radar for awhile.

4d4206fb No.3638847

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WHEN DID THIS BECOME A THING??

4d4206fb No.3638848

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And what about this? Independently living cocks that have a life of their own.
And just when I thought there was nothing new.

f505face No.3638850

>>3638838
Your characters are less original than Sonichu. Just because you came up with some sort of autistic fan fiction for other people's characters doesn't mean you aren't just ripping off someone else's work

ad3ddcac No.3638871

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>>3638848
That isn't a sentient cock, I've got a chastity cage really similar to that design, minus the horns and tusks, but its really similar but plastic. As corny as the thing is, its ironically my most comfortable ones I own, and one of the cheapest. I've got the one pictured here too, but unfortunately the "wild boar" chastity cage I'm talking about is no longer available for sale, at least not on etsy but its probably still somewhere on one of those asian knock off sites.

Sentient dicks are not a new thing though, look up "snake_penis" on e621, its been around for years, along with variants. Hell there are even games focused entirely around the theme.

https://xey.itch.io/the-merging
just in case anyone decides they want to spend the holidays exploring different ways to literally be a total dick.

ad3ddcac No.3638877

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>>3638838
>>3638838
You respond to your rectangular master all the time. You can't deny it, it taunts you constantly and you give it reactions. More so than most, the majority of us don't go and start tatooing their bodies just because they worship the glowing rectangle and the squares it shines with.

a76fd614 No.3638899

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>>3638850
Seems pretty self explanatory that my character and stories are at least whole hell of a lot more interesting and original than your insults.

ad3ddcac No.3638911

>>3638899
You're so easily insultable I doubt any would be original to you.

Speaking of unoriginal insults, just to avoid being called a liar, that rehab thing got pushed back. Apparently the ward I was going to is in quarantine because someone tested positive for covid. It might get pushed back again depending on if anyone else contracted it and is still in the incubation phase.

1de669c8 No.3638929

>>3638911
If you want to avoid being called a lair you could always … I dunno stop fucking lying constantly?

ad3ddcac No.3638956

>>3638929
The only times I lie is when I've been mislead to begin with. No idea why everyone has always just assumed everything I say is a lie, not just here, but like my entire life since I was a little kid.

Its practically and SCP super power, anything I say can and usually is taken to be objectively false.

727e3a83 No.3638958

>>3638899
They're not insults, just pointing out facts about you and your mental illnesses. Since you never change the facts don't either.

ad3ddcac No.3638961

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>>3638958
>since you never change

Aufy is like a diaper fur with a scat fetish. I wouldn't want to be stuck in an elevator with either of them.

727e3a83 No.3638962

>>3638961
They both probably smell as equally bad.

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31847c89 No.3639032

>>3638848
Not actually, although I don't recall the term.
I remember seeing that sort of thing waaaay back as an underage b& in the mid 90s, Usenet and lj and vcl. Some offshoot of parasitism, "postfurry" wrote stories about it frequently.
You know that bug that lives on the tongue of fish? It was like that.
Pre 9-11 furry was so much more inventive, then THE COOMER NATION ATTACKED and there was suddenly nothing but gay wolves and yiffy foxes and stair diving dragons instead of making porn of weird shit from nature.
I do remember what came after, tho, 'Alyn Gryphon' and his infamous "cum snakes"

29032698 No.3639040

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>>3638899
>You're so easily insultable.
Yes
It's an easy thing to do pick from a list.

>>The only times I lie is when I've been mislead to begin with.

Lie.

>No idea why

Because you will sit there and tell straight up lie after lie and people will catch you.

>everyone has always just assumed everything I say is a lie,


Not "everything", it's just people will catch you. So this cast doubt on the rest of what you say.

>>Its practically and SCP super power, anything I say can and usually is taken to be objectively false.


Are you literally congratulating himself for what what terrific liar you are? wow.

>>3638958
>>They're facts.
They are comparisons.
Huge difference between comparison and fact.

>>3638962 Wager I smell better than you.

482a6269 No.3639041

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>>3639040

>Wager I smell better than you.

9ec4d97b No.3639413

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eb4a10da No.3639517

Maybe Steam is jealous because you've never needed to go to rehab and you have all your organs.

9ec4d97b No.3639519

>>3639517
>Maybe Steam is jealous because you've never needed to go to rehab and you have all your organs.

From what people have said here, that wont be for long because Poly's planning to chop one of his major organs off to go trans? I don't know? Perhaps Steam or someone could shed some more light on this?

688db4a6 No.3639526

>>3639040
thats not a chess piece its a Doge! DOGE! THIS IS A BIG CHESSBOARD WITH A DOGE ON IT. WTF

9ec4d97b No.3639529

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I'm wondering if this game's characters will give Aufy any inspiration for his further comic adventures?

2d5ef041 No.3639538

Aufy finds time to argue with Steam but never drops into Discord to say hi :(

56ea4766 No.3639718

>>3639519
I doubt it. I don't think Aufy is trans. Even if did go trans he likes dick way too much to ever cut his off.

248079e9 No.3639721

>>3639718
The majority of male trannies don't cut their dicks off.

1fa5251e No.3639723

>>3639538
Icono! *Hugs* well If I don't need to download an app I may check it out. My computer is broken and have extremely limited space on my phone.
Did you hear, I may be moving out soon into a place of my own.
Me and Romi are getting along fine, I just need more space to build costumes.

1fa5251e No.3639724

>>3639721
Yeah I'm not doing that. I like my junk.
Yy

8ba5958c No.3639802

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>>3639723

What type of phone do you have? It may accept microSD cards, giving you more storage.

930f7f84 No.3639921

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Is this not the perfect userpic for Aufy?

54288e30 No.3655533

Stop bumping aufy threads

90ff824d No.3655546

>>3655533
You don't like Aufy threads? So petition to have Polybius permanently banned. Someone here no doubt would support your effort.

782181cf No.3655551

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