I hit 40 year old virgin a little while back.
When I was 17 I thought I was gonna be a wizard, but then I got dick.
(polite sage for not being entirely on-topic)
As a wizard I wish I could kill myself but being a wizard I cannot die, it makes me lust for death more and more knowing I am immortal. Everytime i die I just remanifest as the same wizard, I don't even try anymore.
Failed at chapter 18, but I'm well back on track from the beginning ever since.