Fellow pervs, I come to you asking for advice. I want to buy something to stick in my ass that vibrates, but I don't want to spend too much money and have few options to buy stuff.
I'm pretty inexperienced at doing this (I'm a virgin, like most everyone here) so I'm thinking of buying this thing:https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08DKQLXR3/
It doesn't seem to be too big and it's pretty cheap. Or do you have any other suggestions that aren't $100 or shaped like a dog dick?
That's one strange looking joystick
Oxballs also has a tail plug that has a shape, which for reasons beyond my comprehension, makes it awesome to grind on.
And if you live alone, the tail wags as you move and shifts the plug, makes cleaning your house awesome. Every time you bed over or take a step just right, and the tail wags in just the right way, it hits your prostate like a wrecking ball.https://oxballswholesale.com/index.php/our-products/tails/puppy-tail.html
Or the nexus revo, it vibrates and has a mechanical rotating prostate massager, with several vibration intensities and patterns. I like the rotation with repeating low to high pulses. It's on amazon.
Pro tip, buy an enema bulb if you order any anal toys.
>>it hits your prostate like a wrecking ball.
I BET THAT CAUSES PROSTATE CANCER!!
Not really, if anything it prevents it. It also helps with hemorrhoids, look up "lord's procedure" basically stretching your ass and stimulating your prostate dilates the blood vessels and stops hemorrhoids and internal palyps, which in turn prevent irritation and immune response, which in turn prevents cancer.
wearing a puppy butt plug prevents ass cancer.
Well, assuming it's a quality plug and isn't leaking toxic chemicals in to your butt.
I splurged on an njoy plug a while ago and it remains one of my favourite toys, alongside my Aneros.
keep telling yourself 3,Faggot
Doorstop Anal Plug — $30
That twang your ass makes — $priceless
it's a steampunk vibrator
Oooh I like that one with Our Lord and Savoir. Very tasteful. Can I get one with Trump ?
Better put him in his right place.
your asshole can't see whats being shoved in it. get a wolf cock dildo.
Except it only twangs if it's fixed to something rigid. That thing's just gonna pinch your ass-hair.
Here's a protip if you're a cheap asshole.
Roll-on deodorants. Every time you finish one, take a butter knife and pop the ball out. Collect a bunch, then put them inside a party balloon. Add some water based non-petroleum lube to keep them from sticking and chafing inside and outside the balloon. Enjoy.
I agree with you on those prostate massager things. I have the Nexus Revo, and its my favorite thing. It vibrates AND spins around on your prostate.
And then the party balloon breaks and you have 4 balls stuck in your rectal cavity. Use a condom instead if you're gonna be a jackass.
>tfw you get nothing from butt play
I don't know if I should be jealous of fags or glad I'm not one.
Serious question, how do you actually use it? Just stick it in or play around like any dildo or do you require to move/contract a specific muscle?
I use the p-massagers with no batteries. I usually insert one, lie down and relax. I may listen to a sexy audio file, watch pron, or just meditate.
The general advice is to flex your rectal muscles and your kegel muscles (the ones you use to suddenly stop peeing) alternately, taking things slowly and trying not to force it. Good feelings should build up slowly from there.
In practice, I often wind up grinding my hips to change the angle of pressure.
This page has more detailed advice:http://wiki.malegspot.com/index.php?title=Getting_Started
>>3608343>and you have 4 balls stuck in your rectal cavity
Just shit them out. They literally can't "stick" in there. A condom is actually weaker for the simple reason that it's made of thinner rubber.
Yeah, long rigid objects get stuck behind the "bend" in the rectum because the muscles can't push them through the kink that forms.
You can also force a large object through the inner sphincter and have it cramp up, kinda like the old light bulb in the mouth gag where you can fit the bulb between your teeth but then can't open your jaw enough to get it out.
For something the size of anal beads though, if the string breaks you simply shit them out. Just don't go stuffing oranges and pears in your asshole and you'll be fine.
Too soft to squeeze in a butthole stroking these worms wouldn't make them erected either.
>>3608418>Just don't go stuffing oranges and pears in your asshole and you'll be fine.
This sounds like bait but whatever ill bite. Since no one on here has any idea what they are doing.
Don't start thick and definately don't spend more than $30 if you can help it cause overspending on a toy for a beginer isnt the way to learn to enjoy it start small such as a buttplug if you have to go vibrator go with a simple rechargeable bullet and a plug. Thicker you start with the less chance you will end up enjoying it for the long run work your way up in thickness as you buy more toys. With $100 you can definately buy more than 4 toys.
How long are your toys and do you walk around with them or even use them on the day to day errands, I personally think if they were used as steering wheels everyone would be less over burdened as they can basically drive hands free. Sort of like how the toys are multi purpose they can also be used to reduce carbon emissions when fit into a muffler for instance.
I like the way you think.
Can Dragondildo (TM) drive stick ?
Ok I loled.
Does he have women sit on his stick shifter and change gears whip he drives too? Would be pretty amusing to see a video of something like this.
You gotta yell "LET 'ER RIP!!!" before yanking that out like a Beyblade launcher.