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3223efce No.3586412

Fellow pervs, I come to you asking for advice. I want to buy something to stick in my ass that vibrates, but I don't want to spend too much money and have few options to buy stuff.

I'm pretty inexperienced at doing this (I'm a virgin, like most everyone here) so I'm thinking of buying this thing:


It doesn't seem to be too big and it's pretty cheap. Or do you have any other suggestions that aren't $100 or shaped like a dog dick?

4b16d720 No.3586421

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Doesn't look like Bad Dragon to me

Why would you put that into your butt tho?

47d19aa3 No.3586649


That's one strange looking joystick

472ef03b No.3586650

8ef66d02 No.3586656

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mite b fun

472ef03b No.3586672


>silica gel

The forbidden caviar

32753e42 No.3586686

Oxballs also has a tail plug that has a shape, which for reasons beyond my comprehension, makes it awesome to grind on.

And if you live alone, the tail wags as you move and shifts the plug, makes cleaning your house awesome. Every time you bed over or take a step just right, and the tail wags in just the right way, it hits your prostate like a wrecking ball.


Or the nexus revo, it vibrates and has a mechanical rotating prostate massager, with several vibration intensities and patterns. I like the rotation with repeating low to high pulses. It's on amazon.

32753e42 No.3586687

Pro tip, buy an enema bulb if you order any anal toys.

419b2e73 No.3587091

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85900e57 No.3591506

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3e811380 No.3591512

>>it hits your prostate like a wrecking ball.


32753e42 No.3591538

Not really, if anything it prevents it. It also helps with hemorrhoids, look up "lord's procedure" basically stretching your ass and stimulating your prostate dilates the blood vessels and stops hemorrhoids and internal palyps, which in turn prevent irritation and immune response, which in turn prevents cancer.

wearing a puppy butt plug prevents ass cancer.

41289205 No.3591568

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Well, assuming it's a quality plug and isn't leaking toxic chemicals in to your butt.

I splurged on an njoy plug a while ago and it remains one of my favourite toys, alongside my Aneros.

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32753e42 No.3598705

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how drunk were you when you decided to buy a door stop for your ass?

9f13e66e No.3598715

keep telling yourself 3,Faggot

425498ec No.3598716

Doorstop Anal Plug — $30
That twang your ass makes — $priceless

b8e23fcc No.3598719

it's a steampunk vibrator

5f79a611 No.3598729


Oooh I like that one with Our Lord and Savoir. Very tasteful. Can I get one with Trump ?
Better put him in his right place.

9f13e66e No.3598734


your asshole can't see whats being shoved in it. get a wolf cock dildo.

fe814c60 No.3598790

Except it only twangs if it's fixed to something rigid. That thing's just gonna pinch your ass-hair.

425498ec No.3598811

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But the pain of pinching and ripping out ass hair causes you to clench so hard that it is effectively rigid.

7fc88c38 No.3608291

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a332465a No.3608307

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I found out what this thing is when I was looking for deer asses.

4eaaf39c No.3608325

Here's a protip if you're a cheap asshole.

Roll-on deodorants. Every time you finish one, take a butter knife and pop the ball out. Collect a bunch, then put them inside a party balloon. Add some water based non-petroleum lube to keep them from sticking and chafing inside and outside the balloon. Enjoy.

4144e690 No.3608337

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These are the keys to the temple.
Black one is the Aneros Helix Syn, a good choice for beginners (the white model without the fancy silicone coating is cheaper and your ass probably can't tell the difference.)
The other is the Progasm Ice and suits those with more anal experience who want something more filling. After a year of use, the Helix still works just fine for me.
I've gotten to the point where I will reliably get at least one HFO in a one hour session, usually 2-3.
Aneros makes buzzy toys as well, but you may not need them.

32753e42 No.3608338

I agree with you on those prostate massager things. I have the Nexus Revo, and its my favorite thing. It vibrates AND spins around on your prostate.

472ef03b No.3608343


And then the party balloon breaks and you have 4 balls stuck in your rectal cavity. Use a condom instead if you're gonna be a jackass.

a8b73382 No.3608356

>tfw you get nothing from butt play
I don't know if I should be jealous of fags or glad I'm not one.

5a33ff84 No.3608369

Serious question, how do you actually use it? Just stick it in or play around like any dildo or do you require to move/contract a specific muscle?

4144e690 No.3608388

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I use the p-massagers with no batteries. I usually insert one, lie down and relax. I may listen to a sexy audio file, watch pron, or just meditate.
The general advice is to flex your rectal muscles and your kegel muscles (the ones you use to suddenly stop peeing) alternately, taking things slowly and trying not to force it. Good feelings should build up slowly from there.
In practice, I often wind up grinding my hips to change the angle of pressure.
This page has more detailed advice:

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664d751e No.3608399

>and you have 4 balls stuck in your rectal cavity

Just shit them out. They literally can't "stick" in there. A condom is actually weaker for the simple reason that it's made of thinner rubber.

7b6ecfc7 No.3608410

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Other things do get stuck so often that medical instruments exist just for removing foreign objects from peoples butts.

664d751e No.3608418

Yeah, long rigid objects get stuck behind the "bend" in the rectum because the muscles can't push them through the kink that forms.

You can also force a large object through the inner sphincter and have it cramp up, kinda like the old light bulb in the mouth gag where you can fit the bulb between your teeth but then can't open your jaw enough to get it out.

For something the size of anal beads though, if the string breaks you simply shit them out. Just don't go stuffing oranges and pears in your asshole and you'll be fine.

7818d112 No.3608421

Too soft to squeeze in a butthole stroking these worms wouldn't make them erected either.

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