3223efce No.3586412
Fellow pervs, I come to you asking for advice. I want to buy something to stick in my ass that vibrates, but I don't want to spend too much money and have few options to buy stuff.
I'm pretty inexperienced at doing this (I'm a virgin, like most everyone here) so I'm thinking of buying this thing:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08DKQLXR3/It doesn't seem to be too big and it's pretty cheap. Or do you have any other suggestions that aren't $100 or shaped like a dog dick?
47d19aa3 No.3586649
>>3586421That's one strange looking joystick
32753e42 No.3586686
Oxballs also has a tail plug that has a shape, which for reasons beyond my comprehension, makes it awesome to grind on.
And if you live alone, the tail wags as you move and shifts the plug, makes cleaning your house awesome. Every time you bed over or take a step just right, and the tail wags in just the right way, it hits your prostate like a wrecking ball.
https://oxballswholesale.com/index.php/our-products/tails/puppy-tail.htmlOr the nexus revo, it vibrates and has a mechanical rotating prostate massager, with several vibration intensities and patterns. I like the rotation with repeating low to high pulses. It's on amazon.
32753e42 No.3586687
Pro tip, buy an enema bulb if you order any anal toys.
3e811380 No.3591512
>>it hits your prostate like a wrecking ball.
I BET THAT CAUSES PROSTATE CANCER!!
32753e42 No.3591538
>>3591512Not really, if anything it prevents it. It also helps with hemorrhoids, look up "lord's procedure" basically stretching your ass and stimulating your prostate dilates the blood vessels and stops hemorrhoids and internal palyps, which in turn prevent irritation and immune response, which in turn prevents cancer.
wearing a puppy butt plug prevents ass cancer.
41289205 No.3591568
>>3591538Well, assuming it's a quality plug and isn't leaking toxic chemicals in to your butt.
I splurged on an njoy plug a while ago and it remains one of my favourite toys, alongside my Aneros.
9f13e66e No.3598715
>>3591538keep telling yourself 3,Faggot
425498ec No.3598716
>>3598704Doorstop Anal Plug — $30
That twang your ass makes — $priceless
b8e23fcc No.3598719
>>3598716it's a steampunk vibrator
5f79a611 No.3598729
>>3598704Oooh I like that one with Our Lord and Savoir. Very tasteful. Can I get one with Trump ?
Better put him in his right place.
9f13e66e No.3598734
>>3586412your asshole can't see whats being shoved in it. get a wolf cock dildo.
fe814c60 No.3598790
>>3598716Except it only twangs if it's fixed to something rigid. That thing's just gonna pinch your ass-hair.
4eaaf39c No.3608325
Here's a protip if you're a cheap asshole.
Roll-on deodorants. Every time you finish one, take a butter knife and pop the ball out. Collect a bunch, then put them inside a party balloon. Add some water based non-petroleum lube to keep them from sticking and chafing inside and outside the balloon. Enjoy.
32753e42 No.3608338
>>3608337I agree with you on those prostate massager things. I have the Nexus Revo, and its my favorite thing. It vibrates AND spins around on your prostate.
472ef03b No.3608343
>>3608325And then the party balloon breaks and you have 4 balls stuck in your rectal cavity. Use a condom instead if you're gonna be a jackass.
a8b73382 No.3608356
>tfw you get nothing from butt play
I don't know if I should be jealous of fags or glad I'm not one.
5a33ff84 No.3608369
>>3586412Serious question, how do you actually use it? Just stick it in or play around like any dildo or do you require to move/contract a specific muscle?
4144e690 No.3608388
>>3608369I use the p-massagers with no batteries. I usually insert one, lie down and relax. I may listen to a sexy audio file, watch pron, or just meditate.
The general advice is to flex your rectal muscles and your kegel muscles (the ones you use to suddenly stop peeing) alternately, taking things slowly and trying not to force it. Good feelings should build up slowly from there.
In practice, I often wind up grinding my hips to change the angle of pressure.
This page has more detailed advice:
http://wiki.malegspot.com/index.php?title=Getting_Started 664d751e No.3608399
>>3608343>and you have 4 balls stuck in your rectal cavityJust shit them out. They literally can't "stick" in there. A condom is actually weaker for the simple reason that it's made of thinner rubber.
664d751e No.3608418
>>3608410Yeah, long rigid objects get stuck behind the "bend" in the rectum because the muscles can't push them through the kink that forms.
You can also force a large object through the inner sphincter and have it cramp up, kinda like the old light bulb in the mouth gag where you can fit the bulb between your teeth but then can't open your jaw enough to get it out.
For something the size of anal beads though, if the string breaks you simply shit them out. Just don't go stuffing oranges and pears in your asshole and you'll be fine.
7818d112 No.3608421
>>3608388>>3608410>>3608412Too soft to squeeze in a butthole stroking these worms wouldn't make them erected either.
233b4ae6 No.3623027
>>3608418>Just don't go stuffing oranges and pears in your asshole and you'll be fine.Whatever Hitler
7fdc8cdb No.3633286
This sounds like bait but whatever ill bite. Since no one on here has any idea what they are doing.
Don't start thick and definately don't spend more than $30 if you can help it cause overspending on a toy for a beginer isnt the way to learn to enjoy it start small such as a buttplug if you have to go vibrator go with a simple rechargeable bullet and a plug. Thicker you start with the less chance you will end up enjoying it for the long run work your way up in thickness as you buy more toys. With $100 you can definately buy more than 4 toys.
c9415c3b No.3633426
>>3633286How long are your toys and do you walk around with them or even use them on the day to day errands, I personally think if they were used as steering wheels everyone would be less over burdened as they can basically drive hands free. Sort of like how the toys are multi purpose they can also be used to reduce carbon emissions when fit into a muffler for instance.
7fdc8cdb No.3633452
>>3633449Ok I loled.
Does he have women sit on his stick shifter and change gears whip he drives too? Would be pretty amusing to see a video of something like this.
#analshifting.
472ef03b No.3644836
>>3644448You gotta yell "LET 'ER RIP!!!" before yanking that out like a Beyblade launcher.
5ee37382 No.3680541
>>3669687Someone is bound to try but they are rather powerfull and sort of jam the nerve-system on the animal they are used on so I am not sure its a good idea
f6b94b04 No.3680550
>>3680541It most certainly is a bad idea unless one has a partner right there who can stop the play or call 911, if necessary.
I don't know anything about that particular product but other rectal animal immobilisers can interfere with breathing if turned up too high.
57c1c25c No.3691555
Where is the picture of SCP-1471 mal-O where she had the giant dick and balls?
I can't find it now in any thread, did someone delete it?
1c13d739 No.3696890
>>3586672Clearly states on the package "Donot Eat", so I did. Just a heads up, not a very good tasting doughnut.
