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3223efce No.3586412

Fellow pervs, I come to you asking for advice. I want to buy something to stick in my ass that vibrates, but I don't want to spend too much money and have few options to buy stuff.

I'm pretty inexperienced at doing this (I'm a virgin, like most everyone here) so I'm thinking of buying this thing:


It doesn't seem to be too big and it's pretty cheap. Or do you have any other suggestions that aren't $100 or shaped like a dog dick?

4b16d720 No.3586421

File: 1598661477311.jpg (401.77 KB, 1000x667, 027.jpg)

Doesn't look like Bad Dragon to me

Why would you put that into your butt tho?

47d19aa3 No.3586649


That's one strange looking joystick

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8ef66d02 No.3586656

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mite b fun

472ef03b No.3586672


>silica gel

The forbidden caviar

32753e42 No.3586686

Oxballs also has a tail plug that has a shape, which for reasons beyond my comprehension, makes it awesome to grind on.

And if you live alone, the tail wags as you move and shifts the plug, makes cleaning your house awesome. Every time you bed over or take a step just right, and the tail wags in just the right way, it hits your prostate like a wrecking ball.


Or the nexus revo, it vibrates and has a mechanical rotating prostate massager, with several vibration intensities and patterns. I like the rotation with repeating low to high pulses. It's on amazon.

32753e42 No.3586687

Pro tip, buy an enema bulb if you order any anal toys.

419b2e73 No.3587091

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85900e57 No.3591506

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3e811380 No.3591512

>>it hits your prostate like a wrecking ball.


32753e42 No.3591538

Not really, if anything it prevents it. It also helps with hemorrhoids, look up "lord's procedure" basically stretching your ass and stimulating your prostate dilates the blood vessels and stops hemorrhoids and internal palyps, which in turn prevent irritation and immune response, which in turn prevents cancer.

wearing a puppy butt plug prevents ass cancer.

41289205 No.3591568

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Well, assuming it's a quality plug and isn't leaking toxic chemicals in to your butt.

I splurged on an njoy plug a while ago and it remains one of my favourite toys, alongside my Aneros.

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32753e42 No.3598705

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how drunk were you when you decided to buy a door stop for your ass?

9f13e66e No.3598715

keep telling yourself 3,Faggot

425498ec No.3598716

Doorstop Anal Plug — $30
That twang your ass makes — $priceless

b8e23fcc No.3598719

it's a steampunk vibrator

5f79a611 No.3598729


Oooh I like that one with Our Lord and Savoir. Very tasteful. Can I get one with Trump ?
Better put him in his right place.

9f13e66e No.3598734


your asshole can't see whats being shoved in it. get a wolf cock dildo.

fe814c60 No.3598790

Except it only twangs if it's fixed to something rigid. That thing's just gonna pinch your ass-hair.

425498ec No.3598811

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But the pain of pinching and ripping out ass hair causes you to clench so hard that it is effectively rigid.

7fc88c38 No.3608291

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a332465a No.3608307

File: 1615571152898.jpg (1.76 MB, 2800x2800, image_21338.jpg)

I found out what this thing is when I was looking for deer asses.

4eaaf39c No.3608325

Here's a protip if you're a cheap asshole.

Roll-on deodorants. Every time you finish one, take a butter knife and pop the ball out. Collect a bunch, then put them inside a party balloon. Add some water based non-petroleum lube to keep them from sticking and chafing inside and outside the balloon. Enjoy.

4144e690 No.3608337

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These are the keys to the temple.
Black one is the Aneros Helix Syn, a good choice for beginners (the white model without the fancy silicone coating is cheaper and your ass probably can't tell the difference.)
The other is the Progasm Ice and suits those with more anal experience who want something more filling. After a year of use, the Helix still works just fine for me.
I've gotten to the point where I will reliably get at least one HFO in a one hour session, usually 2-3.
Aneros makes buzzy toys as well, but you may not need them.

32753e42 No.3608338

I agree with you on those prostate massager things. I have the Nexus Revo, and its my favorite thing. It vibrates AND spins around on your prostate.

472ef03b No.3608343


And then the party balloon breaks and you have 4 balls stuck in your rectal cavity. Use a condom instead if you're gonna be a jackass.

a8b73382 No.3608356

>tfw you get nothing from butt play
I don't know if I should be jealous of fags or glad I'm not one.

5a33ff84 No.3608369

Serious question, how do you actually use it? Just stick it in or play around like any dildo or do you require to move/contract a specific muscle?

4144e690 No.3608388

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I use the p-massagers with no batteries. I usually insert one, lie down and relax. I may listen to a sexy audio file, watch pron, or just meditate.
The general advice is to flex your rectal muscles and your kegel muscles (the ones you use to suddenly stop peeing) alternately, taking things slowly and trying not to force it. Good feelings should build up slowly from there.
In practice, I often wind up grinding my hips to change the angle of pressure.
This page has more detailed advice:

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664d751e No.3608399

>and you have 4 balls stuck in your rectal cavity

Just shit them out. They literally can't "stick" in there. A condom is actually weaker for the simple reason that it's made of thinner rubber.

7b6ecfc7 No.3608410

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Other things do get stuck so often that medical instruments exist just for removing foreign objects from peoples butts.

664d751e No.3608418

Yeah, long rigid objects get stuck behind the "bend" in the rectum because the muscles can't push them through the kink that forms.

You can also force a large object through the inner sphincter and have it cramp up, kinda like the old light bulb in the mouth gag where you can fit the bulb between your teeth but then can't open your jaw enough to get it out.

For something the size of anal beads though, if the string breaks you simply shit them out. Just don't go stuffing oranges and pears in your asshole and you'll be fine.

7818d112 No.3608421

Too soft to squeeze in a butthole stroking these worms wouldn't make them erected either.

bc35dee2 No.3609397

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197014af No.3610021

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fdbea61e No.3616674

File: 1623102285242.jpg (54.17 KB, 540x355, bipolar-dildo-for-tree-wit….jpg)

⚡ Zap! ⚡

d6554689 No.3623025

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233b4ae6 No.3623027

>Just don't go stuffing oranges and pears in your asshole and you'll be fine.

Whatever Hitler

df3250b9 No.3633269

File: 1637212399384-0.jpg (212.29 KB, 1660x1108, cold steel anal hook.jpg)

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> I wanna stick something in my butt

7fdc8cdb No.3633286

This sounds like bait but whatever ill bite. Since no one on here has any idea what they are doing.

Don't start thick and definately don't spend more than $30 if you can help it cause overspending on a toy for a beginer isnt the way to learn to enjoy it start small such as a buttplug if you have to go vibrator go with a simple rechargeable bullet and a plug. Thicker you start with the less chance you will end up enjoying it for the long run work your way up in thickness as you buy more toys. With $100 you can definately buy more than 4 toys.

c9415c3b No.3633426

How long are your toys and do you walk around with them or even use them on the day to day errands, I personally think if they were used as steering wheels everyone would be less over burdened as they can basically drive hands free. Sort of like how the toys are multi purpose they can also be used to reduce carbon emissions when fit into a muffler for instance.

4da09032 No.3633428

>curiosity intensifies

472ef03b No.3633449

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7fdc8cdb No.3633452

Ok I loled.

Does he have women sit on his stick shifter and change gears whip he drives too? Would be pretty amusing to see a video of something like this.

d4850e92 No.3644448

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472ef03b No.3644836


You gotta yell "LET 'ER RIP!!!" before yanking that out like a Beyblade launcher.

fa3326d1 No.3657954

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c21659dd No.3661694

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f56e47e7 No.3669687

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bd3af3b6 No.3679451

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WTF has she got in her butt? It looks like it has an on/off switch. And is that a fucking LCD screen?

8ffae94c No.3680195

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5dbc780b No.3680231

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5ee37382 No.3680541


Someone is bound to try but they are rather powerfull and sort of jam the nerve-system on the animal they are used on so I am not sure its a good idea

f6b94b04 No.3680550

It most certainly is a bad idea unless one has a partner right there who can stop the play or call 911, if necessary.

I don't know anything about that particular product but other rectal animal immobilisers can interfere with breathing if turned up too high.

350ede68 No.3681964

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7cdd1fda No.3684702

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6d370546 No.3691466

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24f0dee2 No.3691503

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the comments in this thread give me endless pleasure.

57c1c25c No.3691555

Where is the picture of SCP-1471 mal-O where she had the giant dick and balls?
I can't find it now in any thread, did someone delete it?

24f0dee2 No.3691556

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you'll have to be more specific.

f56904e0 No.3691575

File: 1677087256461.jpg (9.21 KB, 242x255, image000000.jpg)

Sure, it was this one, but I only have the thumbnail of it that was saved in cache, I would like to have the full-sized version, can't find out who the artist is, thanks

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57c1c25c No.3691613

Thanks much!

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f4992e5c No.3691807

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thnx mate>>3691643

e430f75c No.3692053

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36daea69 No.3692174

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0a36e037 No.3692176

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Chess master :)

ba3e2034 No.3692382

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0a36e037 No.3693194

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Had a strange dream Of sending a dick to a portal net where you can fuck someone on the other side of the planet but it was accidently sent to Weavil, he took out his samurai sword or a butcher knife and chopped it it felt slightly painful but there was no blood coming out either way moral to the story someone could hack your portal sex router and chop off your dick on the other side of the planet.

0a36e037 No.3693195

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The dick protal was supposed to be sent to Steam :3

bd8e0162 No.3696887

File: 1679753972368.jpg (686.7 KB, 1920x1257, Will it fit.jpg)

Will it fit, furi?

1c13d739 No.3696890


Clearly states on the package "Donot Eat", so I did. Just a heads up, not a very good tasting doughnut.

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ee27f359 No.3700201

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7cdd1fda No.3703913

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