And all five pages filled with 3B's insane /leftypol/ threads, no doubt.
Actually, that's not far from what really happened on the old lulz. Someone became enraged that the first page was filled by pol threads so he bumped a lot of furry related threads. A moderator then deleted every one of those threads. Those were all of the popular threads, the Patachu one, Startrek Transformers crossover thread, and on and on. All that remained was a wasteland of pol threads.
What is the name of that moderator, anyway?