Better than no tits on a dragon. Tits make everything better.
Nothing worse than scalies with dangly dongs and ballsacks.
-_- I love guy slits so much
exact, but this is a weird critter, with a vagina and a clit that looks like a little cock when it's really hard, that's common with hermaphroditism in mammals.
But it's kind of hot to have males or scalies with a genital slit.
Also it's what's inside that counts. So let's get the anatomy, yes both kind of are guys. cuntboys just have a proper vagina that's generally filled of all kind of stuff they're looking for everywhere, but not the rest of the female hardware. Scalies have a sheath, their own dick garage.
Left: Patachu, a cuntboy, right, Fluo, a scalie. thanks to science we can illustrate this!
«I got shot in Afghanistan and got a 7.62mm round in the guts!»
«pfft. amateur. 85mm. yes it's still inside my rectum.»
When I was like 14, I got a goblet base stuck in my ass. Luckily I was able to get it out. People get all sorts of weird shit stuck up there when they dont know what there doing, and only have improve anal toys to work with.
Around the same age I tried using an apple for an egg laying RP. If got stuck and took 2 days to get out. If I was smart I would have just went and got a ziplock bag and buried it in the bottom of the trash, but I tried to flush it.
No one ever found d out because I biked over to the general store and attacked it with 3 bottles of draino, but yeah ass play is a skill, and easily fucked up.
If your wondering why a 14ish year old can take an apple up the ass. I was fisted when I was 5. It kind of works like a scar in a vegitable, it just keeps growing. I can take xl bad dragon toys now, and never even had to work up to them.
Nobody believes anything you're saying.
Most people don't catch onto it when they read the D&D books but it specifically says that a kobold tribe left alone to mine their life away are the happiest creatures in all of creation. They are perfectly content as long as it's just mining and making traps. Crafting and farming. Oh, and the other thing they do - wild sex orgies.
D&D kobolds are not monogamous. They rarely form couples and even when they do they still fuck anyone and everyone they feel like. Kobolds are sex addicts, one and all. That's why they always have such high numbers of disposable troops. They are constantly breeding.
Go to youtube and search for "What They Don't Tell You About Kobolds"
That should take you to the opening of the rabbit hole you are looking for.
do fuzzy kobolds exist? because I have a friend that nurse on a dragon pp, but doesn't want to be cold
thx in advance
The Suikoden game series features 'kobolds' which are essentially dog-people.
The 4th game also had 'nay-kobolds' which were cat-people. https://suikoden.fandom.com/wiki/Kobolds
This was fun to translate
Got the rest of it?
Also, kobolds are made for breeding
Shame on you
Sneks hug with their whole bodies.
The lucky dude in the picture knows.
If its warm : mammal.
if its colder than his dick : Reptile
Does it have a name when you put a penis into male slit/cloaca?
I'm going to need a source for that image… for reasons.
I be she feels hotter than my dog when he sleeps in front of my main quartz heater, it'd be comfy as hell getting wrapped in those coils.
Later in the night, who needs to poke their feet out when you have a sexy snake girl sucking the heat from you.
much appreciated comrade anon.
Thats new…..Wonder what the Lawyers thought about that one.
Reminds me of that horrible Chinese written Harry Potter book with description of Harry sitting the tub and cleaning cake of his face.
I kid you not.
Not going to lie, this thread made me a huge fan of nightstalkers.
I've got the weirdest boner right now
Because mammals have them and you drawn by mammals.
speaking of argonians and reptiles. I got this for the yearly haloween special from Fleshlight.https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/freaks/products/freaks-alien-queen-fleshlight
Its pretty awesome, and is definitely why I'm on a scaley binge. Totally worth the money if you've got some slush funds to spare. The little version with the ass and mouth, not so much.
Whatever happened to just jacking off using your hand?
Its novelty to change things up now and again, sometimes its nice to just have a nice soft sleeve with a little bit of suction on the pull out. Just a bit of fantasy. I still prefer the iron grip of my hand as the go to.
Well it may not be much as it's free, but maybe you don't know the model: Lung, a Long-style articulated dragonhttps://www.thingiverse.com/thing:3158246/zip
And there's also Seven, a more european-style articulated dragon:https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:2884250/zip
"Hello, Dragonborn, I am Out-In-Front. I understand you had a complaint about the plausibility… of these?"
i wonder if it could fit a fleshlight inside… that's kinda hot ._.
those are some quality nightstalkers
part of me wants nothing to do with that weird painful looking quadruple strawberry looking dick… another part really wants bad dragon to make it a thing.
Have they made a fossa dildo yet? Because that seems like something the size queens in their customer base might be into
no, but I'd seriously give a medium size a shot.
>>3630545>Not ridiculously long shaft
That barely even counts. I bet they just used that one photo of a flaccid fossa dong that keeps going aroundhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=99rjB0qntJ0
dinosaurs in lingerie? But thats just semantics.
Shes even got a little zipper, I never noticed that detail before.
The artist got it correct, A+!
I am totally out of the loop, so what series is that?
Smol is only good for fucking. Smol dicks are kinda just a cute appendage nothing really useful there.
That snake looks fucking ridiculous
I'd rather fuck a real snake than that goofy shit
Now that is a goofy fucker.
Never seen a snake woman drawn like that.
Draft 2: Wizard is also a sorcerer. He's prepared, but less impossibly so. He barely wins the duel through a clever application of the suggestion spell and subtle magic, "It'd would be best if you surrender" as the casting for the spell "suggestion", but disguised as in-conversation taunts after he's blasted her with actually dangerous spells that she's resisted/fought off. He still magically binds her, but is wrecked from the fight/binding. She nurses him back to health for a few days while he recovers. they get to know each other a little. She's not super happy about it, but she's compelled to from her oath. Once he recovers, he sets about turning her lair into a wizard tower so she doesn't have to leave her territory, and starts having sex with her in the evenings. In this one, she shape changes into a half-dragon scaly, and is grumpy about the sex but not overly so. There is still a rapey scene, but she gets into it before it's over and figures if this is her life for a while she should embrace it.
Finally, a normal female dragon with no obnoxious mammal titties and a single cloaca, *looks closer* fine!
While it seems this whole "dragon" thing is yet another trend that's being pushed by influential globalists/satanists, etc. to screw with Christian childrens' minds, I do like seeing creativity in people.
The first two drafts are mostly going to appeal to "violent kink fetishists" and if you want to try and reach some "normies" to help convert them to "the dark side" of non-human dragon intercourse and prevent them from ever reproducing with a human woman, then you should consider focusing more energy on the third draft.
What I don't quite understand is the "cursed to fall" story, and how that would come about. Also - how would a wizard not know what he's doing? There's a "danger" of strolling into trope-territory with this particular version (kind of like geeky teenage Spiderman gets bitten by radioactive spider and becomes reluctant hero that saves the world).
You're going to have to build up quite a "universe" to make things seem believable and relatable, being careful not to borrow too much from other famous stories, including ones that don't feature dragons as the main characters.
You can do an extra good job in screwing up young minds by going with the "reluctant partners" angle (also potentially tropey), where they end up working together not because they want an eternal life of hot dragon/wizard sex but because they're not keen on dying a horrible death or mass-murdering stuff.
Because they might just have a chance to fix things by working together, they'll give it a shot, because why not - it could just work.
That sex scene could be further explained by the fact that dire situations reduce inhibitions (kind of a survival instinct).
What will you do with this story - release it for free, publish it for purchase, keep it amongst friends?
Christfags are fucking delusional.
I bet this retard doesn't even know he's a henotheist
what if the dragon was just a bunch of playdough inside and the wizard crawled into it and started making wizard dildoes out of it and then the dragon had to layy them. fucke.
>>3665156>doesn't even know he's a henotheist.
I don't think that label applies to either me or
Tailsopower, to be honest.
I should have the dragon hook up with a demon to barter power for the wizard. Just to cement the satanist side.
Yeah, first two drafts are waay more fetishy out of the gate. Then again, this is a furry porn site. And I do like porn. So, hmm…
The cursed to fall bit I probably didn't explain well, which is funny in and of itself. In this version, he's prophesized to do something terrible (End the world, slaughter a country, something irredeemably bad). Until that thing comes to pass, he cannot die. It's a trope for sure, but it's a slightly different/less common take on it. Kinda like the bad luck character, but the luck here just barely keeps him alive no matter how crazy a scenario he puts himself in because dying early would be cheating. It also pushes him towards his destiny, which is where the cursed to fall bit shines hard.
He doesn't know what he's doing because his original plan ended with "Die in dragon fire" but it doesn't pan out like he planned at all.
I'm okay at world building, but most of my stuff is derivative in some way.
I'm not really intending to screw up young minds, but I'll think about the mechanics of their relationship. This 100% started as fetish porn, which is why I'm asking about it on this site and not my usual slew of writing sites.
I'll post it somewhere. Right now I mostly post MLP fan-fiction, but I have a bunch of other stuff I've written with nowhere to put it. I wrote something for Dan once, but I'm not sure he remembers, especially since I never posted it anywhere but pastebin. I have one Starbound story posted to sofurry, I might post it there. I hate the interface at Archive of our own. FimFiction has spoiled me rotten and literally that slick website is 95% of what's keeping me around the brony world.
Judaism is polytheistic. Yhwh is just one of the jewish gods. Christfaggotry is just a Judaism expansion pack/fanfiction. You worship a priest of a polytheistic religion with a favored diety.
Here's the and hise wife/consort Asherah
The jews where strayed away from Yhwh every monday morning or so, inventing Gods or adopting those of neighboring nations.
Of course some did make picture of Yhwh and added a wife for good measure, it doesn't mean this fanfiction is canon.
I mean, you can make shit up like that if you like, but the ongoing suppression of the Hebrews' polytheism is still present in the Tanach even after decades of editing and propagandizing by the priestly caste produced the narrative in its final form.
Too bad for them - their contemporaries were too familiar with the stories for them to be altered too much!
The yellow coloring makes her asshole look all shitty, like she didn't bother to wipe after taking a shit or something.
Although I'm sure there is someone here who would like that too!