Just put some rose quartz in a glass bowl, and let the water stand in the sun for a few hours. Same fucking thing, only you don't need to thank Jeebus for that, or pay anyone.
Just be sure you don't get any of it on you, I'm sure you would go up in flames. I will bring my bag of marshmallows and a big smile.
Ultra pure water makes the absolute best tasting coffee. I mean, if you drink it too often it will lead to major health problems, but the coffee… so good.