Why do you think that 3b is immune to Corvid-virus?
One of the reasons I disrespect dogs.
damn, wish i had a dog like that
he licks my tip a couple times but show no interest in suckling from it like a puppy
Lights out for this stallion. mare bondage saves lives.
Stallions kill a foal from a different stalion. It's so they pass on only their genes. The mare knows it needs to protect her foal. This is fundamental knowledge. WTF were they thinking? They aren't cattle. You could tell the mare was in distress. The foal was in there too! Idiots.
how does horse pussy feel ?
The smaller the horse the better it feels good?
Im not a zoophile and I'd never fuck an animal, but I do like some exotic bits as a fantasy.
I just wish the guys taking the photos would be nice enough to at least take a wet wipe to horse assholes. Too many epic pics are ruined by shitty buttholes.
Is there anything that didn't happen to you?
Hey, I always provide proof for my claims. I can post a pic of my wrecked inner nose carteledge, but no one wants to see that.
If someone really want to see it, I'll post pics of me shifting my nose left and right. You'll get to see the fuckery of my mare kick to a 9 year old face nose right up inside a 30 year old nasal cavity.
Can you imagine what it was like in cities, back in the "good old days" before cars?
Horse poop and piss was all over the place, and especially in summer the poop would dry out and get blown around.
And overworked city horses had a habit of dropping dead in the middle of the street.
Especially in summer. Dead horse in the middle of the street in summer, NOT a pleasant site or smell.
And can you imagine a bad traffic jam, but with horses pulling everything?
Oh yeah, it happened.
All of the above was one of the biggest reasons cars became so popular so quickly.
Funniest part of that picture is, it was taken here in Sheboygan, WI, where I live.
(Hey, I like it here.)
Yeah, that is 8th street at that time, looking south.
>>3589885>Horse poop and piss was all over the place, and especially in summer the poop would dry out and get blown around.
AAH IM GONNA- IM GONNA… COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>And can you imagine a bad traffic jam, but with horses pulling everything?
BRAAAPPPPP PFFF BRAPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT PFFT!
AAHHHHH IM COOMIIIIIIINGG
they even cordoned the Area around the horse with a rope.
Why ? Did someone steal dead horses?
>>Why ? Did someone steal dead horses?
Believe me, it's not a new thing.
Hmmm, that site has some other interesting videos… and links.
Rape By Animals
Animal porn the other way around: Animals abusing human! https://efukt.com/2440_Oink_Oink_Suck_My_Dick_.html
BTW, Roy Rogers had his horse Trigger stuffed and displayed in the Roy Rogers museum. I always thought that was horrible.
by 2030 3D printers would become advance at it's infancy it would 3D print the silicone fibers onto the 3D printed plastic bones guided by blender's instruction neural map guide! First thing is to sketch the detail of the bones in white, flesh in red, and hair furs in green last!
imagine lying about not wanting to stick your dick in this
i will never get some people
mares tend to piss to get males to stop fucking them, its pretty common.
Jokes on them, I'm into that
It's cum, not piss.
>>3591091>implying a female from any species can cum
Females cant orgasm you stupid cunt.
ugh, there used to be a Tumblr account with a ton of this kind of stuff.
I really want more animal bits on human porn. Its so hard to find anymore…
is this part of a series?
i need the rest if there's more
uh… for research
Just no, animals are more beautiful than humans anyway, so why trying to embellish those naked apes with superior genital?
Just go for the real deal instead.
its really rare that I find myself in the uncanny valley
Male animals getting fucked in their tailholes is the best
I like to think that every thrust is marking them harder with their musk until the human's dick lets every animal/mon know that there mated.
everytime I see this old video, I'm reminded of why Brazilian people are so bored.
I wish my pussy could squirt that much…
Fagboys tend to refer to their anus as their "Ass Pussy", "Butt Pussy", or "Boy Pussy", that's probably what it was referring to.
I've always been surprised that humans, being a species obsessed with boob and dick size, aren't a lot more endowed than we are on average
Aren't our dicks relatively huge compared to all the other apes? It does seem like lemurs are the largest of the other primates from what I've seen.
I really hope we aren't devilishly evolved to fuk domesticated animals… it would give a lot of answers, but come on ancestors…
How else do you think we managed to domestic animals?
IM BREWING UP MY BONER!!!!!
you're too much of an autist to understand. nigger
They're just the autistic kids that bonded more with animals than they did with people. The next logical step is having sex with them.
Either these people are very smart, kind, and loving, doing everything with the utmost care and functioning as top tier zookeepers, or oblivious self-centered rapists. There's really no in between.
I can get that, I dont particularly like people, never had many friends and most of those friends had big ears and were covered in fur. My only friend at this point is a dog.
Just dont see how youd see animals as fuckable. I'm naked 90% of the time, and share a bed with my dog, but I've never thought of it as sexual. Honestly I cant even fap to gsd furries without losing my boner because it reminds me of my dog.
is your dog de-balled, because that would do it
most intact dogs are pretty obviously sexually interested in humans if you allow it
No, he's intact and 2 years old. He's never so much as humped my leg though.
LOL you're so ugly even a dog won't fuck you
I'm honestly not sure why I'm attracted to it. I suppose it's the exoticism of it or the excitement of the taboo degeneracy of it, if I had to guess.>>3592075
I have a boyfriend, I'm not a zookeeper, and I've never actually fucked an animal. So I guess you've found you in-between missing link.
Anyone who talks this much about not fucking their dog is fucking their dog.
the dog is naked 100% of the time, wouldn't want him to be self-conscious>>3592165>he who denied it supplied it
oh please, it's 50/50 that said dog even exists
anyway, don't fuck your (or anybody else's) dog (or other animals)
I fapped to this picture many times,years ago
Nice story bro…
That's not a wolf. It's a Czechoslovak Wolfdog, and you pulled those images off someones site.
he's a handsome boy either way
shame there's no picture of him fully erect
Got any people in murrsuits fucking animals?
I think ZOOX18 has a bunch. If I recall, there are even some of Fursuiters fucking dead animals, and even animals fucking dead animals, if you're into that. Most of that kind are private though, and you have to send the poster a request to see them.
does anyone have an updated working method/script to get the private videos off of that site?
what do I put this in or how do I work it?
This is like, the most amazing thing ever.
They also eat poop, carcasses and vomit…They'll eat fucking anything.
That pic gave me weird feelings as a teen.
Can someone repost this? Link is dead
Hell yes, post more Cetaceans.
>fish with tits
No thanks. The only good aquatic species are mustelids and beavers.
Capybaras are acceptable too
Nothing wrong with tittie-fishes. Indeed, they're warmblooded. Stick your dick in a cetacean and it's nice and warm. :)
What’s the difference between a marine biologist and a dog? One tags a whale, the other wags a tail.
Can you share it with me
Do any of you know the new zoox18 bypass?
Like, to download, or to see the 'private' videos? I didn't bother with the private ones, there's a bunch of public ones still there to grab the normal way. (Developer tools, click on network tab, click the 'red circle with line through it' to erase the old loaded info, refresh the video, then look at the info that spools in, arrange by 'type' and look for the MP4, right click that file and open in new tab. video will then open in new tab with the 3-dot-menui and option "Download" will be available.
What kind of dick is that?
The one posted earlier works for me. Just Ctrl+f5 if if doesn't work>>3595830
Video download helper extension for Firefox makes it easier and works with most other sites too
Trump supporters are animal fucking incelsTrump supporters are animal fucking incelsTrump supporters are animal fucking incels
What are we called if we're not American? And also hate Trump? Can I have a new name? I don't want to be a Trumpanzie.
So is anyone going to repost this or is the method lost forever? I know the creator of this code has a telegram but I'm not interested in making an account.
if all you want is some fap material just go to the video section of https://zoo.cab
you can shift-right click on all the videos to save them to disk, it's a really easy bypass
Tried that. Had to roll back to old firefox. The videos don't load.
They load in Incognito Chrome.
Any idea what's blocking ff? New or old?
Also seems like trying the developer's trick and opening in ew tab lets you open the video but the 'download' won't let you keep it. It gives you an html forbidden download.
So where is the actual script? The links in the posts are all just links leading back to the same post.
Thanks. For some reason, the link only looped back to that same post. Maybe because I never joined the site.
I've installed it with tampermonkey as directed, restarted by browser, etc. Clicking on private videos doesn't seem to do anything different from normal (I can't get to them)
How do you use the script?
Sometimes it works from the first click but other times you need keep refreshing the pages. It might take a while but it does work eventually.
Thanks. Apparently there's just something wrong with my Firefox configuration. Tried it in Chrome and it worked instantly.
>zoo.cab is still down
Sooo… what are the alternatives now? Beyond x18, that is.
>>3598079>not a SINGLE man x sow torrent
What a piece of junk>>3598118
What's the tor interface? It's not illegal here so I never bothered with it before.
>>3598122>wanting to fuck sows
Sows are fucking great, faggot. Like bitches but with a nice plump ass.
>>3598124>He wants to boink an oink
They're fucking gross and you're fucking gross.
At least boars have their goofy area cocks and giant loads of fun with a plug going for them
By most metrics you're already fucking gross for considering fucking an animal in the first place. Sows aren't inherently more gross than any other farm animal.
It's always interesting to click the "Other animal sex" type links on these pages and find out what kind of crazy shit men are willing to stick their dicks in.
AnimalPorn.Rocks lost its domain, they're at https://animalporn.ch
Nice find anon. Is it just me or are there fewer videos than before though?
Why so many zoos so concern about willingness?
It's an animal after all and human as a master have a right to fuck it.
that's what normies think yeah
zoophiles generally love their animals to the point where they see them as equals and want to make sure the animal wants and enjoys the sex
>>3598224> to the point where they see them as equals and want to make sure the animal wants and enjoys the sex
It is easier and sufficient for the person to simply convince themselves that this is the case - not actually see that it is so.
After all, if the society wasn't telling you no, you would fuck the animal regardless. You can't help yourself - your obsession to stick your dick in poochie is greater than any warnings and denials.
Besides, what happens when the animal doesn't put out?
Have you ever seen or heard of an active zoophile who didn't fuck their animal? Either they groom and train the animal until it "consents", or they replace it with another one that will.
>>3598234>active zoophile who didn't fuck their animal
fucking your animal is literally the definition of "active zoophile" so no
it would be a schroedingers dogfucker
Dear sociopath, I treat others by the golden rule, and with a religious zeal I'll firmly insist that everyone else should do the same. Emotions and kindness are subject to rules of fair trade - you give something and get something back, and optimally both sides are satisfied with this transaction. Be your partner side your equal class human, or a mental retard, or an animal. If you only take and don't give back, you're nothing but a parasite, and deserve a private holocaust.
Animals and humans are vowen from the same metaphorical fabric of life. To willingly hurt other life just for the sake of self-serving harm is disrespect of life itself, and such an individual should have their own life stripped away, since they clearly don't value life as a concept enough.>>3598233
Stop pretending you know shit about any of us, nigger.>>3598234>Have you ever seen or heard of an active zoophile who didn't fuck their animal? Either they groom and train the animal until it "consents", or they replace it with another one that will.
Yes, I've heard of me.
I "own" an animal only from a legal anthropocentric viewpoint. The animal doesn't formally recognize that it's being owned. It never agreed to be, there's no legal contract as far as it's concerned. It might recognize me as its superior because reasons. But legal contracts shmontracts "ownership" can lick my fucking shit as far as objective moral principles are concerned. Just because I'm somebody's superior doesn't mean I get to treat them like shit. If I'm a boss at a company, I don't treat my employees like shit because I'm not a fucking cunt. If I'm the father in a family, I don't treat my children like shit because I'm not a fucking cunt. If I'm a livestock owner, I don't treat my animals like shit because, you guessed it, I'm not a fucking cunt. I hope you can see the pattern there. Your "gay hippie shit" is a personal moral dogma, something that turns you into an actual decent human being worth interacting with, instead of an opportunistic sociopath.
Animals don't have "morals". They kill and eat each other you know and they respect force and authority. Alpha male (or female whatever) is the best that is why others obey. They will treat you like shit if they feel that you're weak. No one respects weak cunt especially a pack animals. That doesn't mean that you have to humiliate or beat them without reason but if a lead dog wants to fuck then so be it. It's funny that some animals like to be dominated by a strong male.
>>3598258>Animals don't have "morals".
Actually, in a way, they kinda do. A dog doesn't rip off your neck the moment you turn back on him. A horse could just decide that you're an annoying fuck that just makes them suffer and end you with a single kick. But they don't. Why? Because they've formed a bond with you based on trust. The capacity to recognize and uphold such a bond is by itself a moral display already.>Alpha male (or female whatever) is the best
The concept of alpha male is largely outdated, and is a very rough generalization of real animal relations at best. Neither does the concept apply to solitary animals.>They will treat you like shit if they feel that you're weak.
Strength isn't just real physical strength. There are lions out there that treat their caretakers with respect.>That doesn't mean that you have to humiliate or beat them without reason but if a lead dog wants to fuck then so be it.
While somebody has to initiate the act and present the demand, he should also be accepting of rejection in this regard. Otherwise you're taking a virtuous act of physical union that's supposed to strengthen pack bonds and perverting it into a tool of emotional torture which does the exact opposite.
Dogs are bad example coz 10000 years of selective breeding make them submissive. They have some sort of a slave mindset which looks like morals. Or cats that don't want attack something that has their smell. Small kids, mice and even parrots.
Feral animals rip off your neck you can be sure. But if you show them that you're strong they'll respect you. Lions are also bad example coz they well-fed and they are cats so lifehack with a smell works on them.
Sure you can tame almost any animal and make it a little bit civile coz at some level our brains work the same. But for animal it's much easier and more natural to see you as a strong and all-powerful god that hasn't right to reject his demand.
And about horses. Do you know why the castrate stallions? Stallions want to dominate everyone. For them be an alpha-male is not "largely outdated concept" it's they way of life. And humans are to lazy or fear to beat the shit out from them. Stallions have such a good nuts and they cut them off. You should whip them into submission and show them that you're alpha-male.
unless you use drugs to paralyze them.
You could say the same for humans. There is something primordially obedience inducting about an old lady at least twice your size sending you to the back yard to pick out the right tree branch for your own accused crime. Knowing you're just going to keep getting whipped until you pick the correct branch.
Domesticated animals are about as maliable in behavior as people. If the above example doesn't prove it, look at what the marines do to people on paris island.>>3598274
Dogs are only kinda slaves. They really don't have much of a choice in the matter, but if they don't get what they want out of the relationship, they won't listen to humans. I get a kick when I go to the dog park and I just have to click my fingers to get my dog to do what I want, while theres always one person running around desperately trying to get their unmanageable dog to go home. Animals aren't just automatically the goodest dog.
This is why you don't respond slap knee to the comments just on the front page. You end up talking about dog training in a bestiality thread.
>>3598240>Yes, I've heard of me.
Then what are you? A wannabe zoophile? Too afraid to bone the pooch?
> I treat others by the golden rule, and with a religious zeal I'll firmly insist that everyone else should do the same.
The golden rule isn't a moral maxim, because demanding everyone to be good or "fair" on your subjective point of view assumes you have the authority to make such demands, and by the same reciprocity rule it gives the same authority to everyone else. It's logically self-defeating; the golden rule only applies to how you should conduct yourself, not how others should conduct their business towards you.
Well people are hairless monkeys after all but some people create civilization and laws and philosophy and so on. It's not hard to become an animal again but for now each human as a sentient being has some rights. Animals didn't create one. They just eat and fuck. I think that human has a right to fuck an animal and animal doesn't have a right to reject his urges.
Also. Slave mindset doesn't mean that you don't have to train it. To make a good slave you have to make an effort you know. Not just yell or beat it.
A slave is someone who does not own himself. Pets do not own themselves and are therefore slaves, but that only sounds bad because we fail to differentiate between human and animal rights, and because of the stigma the word "slave" carries with it, as it is typically applied to humans, because of fucking course animals don't have the same rights.
It is absurd to think an animal has the agency, responsibility, or mental capacity to take self ownership among human society.
>>3598274>They have some sort of a slave mindset which looks like morals.
What are morals but a "slave mindset"?>Feral animals rip off your neck you can be sure. But if you show them that you're strong they'll respect you. Lions are also bad example coz they well-fed and they are cats so lifehack with a smell works on them.
This whole quote is a nonsequitur. Are lions not feral? Do you really think a lion will tear apart an caretaker they know just once they get hungry?>Sure you can tame almost any animal and make it a little bit civile coz at some level our brains work the same. But for animal it's much easier and more natural to see you as a strong and all-powerful god that hasn't right to reject his demand.
Yes and it's also easier to manufacture your product in China but don't be surprised if it turns out to be a flimsy piece of shit instead of what you really wanted.>Do you know why the castrate stallions?
To make them more subservient. It works on humans too. That doesn't mean that an intact stallion will automatically assume dominance. If it was so, then breeding studs wouldn't be possible to control.>And humans are to lazy or fear to beat the shit out from them.
The fact that your first instinct to face adversity is to "beat the shit out from them" makes me hope that you'll never be a parent.
>>3598287>Then what are you? A wannabe zoophile? Too afraid to bone the pooch?
My girl didn't want it, so I didn't force her. We're still together, because I love her for more than just some sex.>because demanding everyone to be good or "fair" on your subjective point of view assumes you have the authority to make such demands, and by the same reciprocity rule it gives the same authority to everyone else
Force and intimidation driven by religious zeal can be one such authority. This is one case where I can excuse such behavior, because I know the ends to be benevolent for all involved.
>>3598322>What are morals but a "slave mindset"?
For you. Free minded man knows that morals are perceived needs.
>This whole quote is a nonsequitur. Are lions not feral? Do you really think a lion will tear apart an caretaker they know just once they get hungry?
Yep those lions are half domesticated. Feral lions see human as a monkey food. And a monkey food with a boomstick is not a food. That is how they see us.
>Yes and it's also easier to manufacture your product in China but don't be surprised if it turns out to be a flimsy piece of shit instead of what you really wanted.
Bad analogy. A gay hippy lefties that force their dogs or cats to give up meat
food is much more accurate.
>If it was so, then breeding studs wouldn't be possible to control.
It's not so hard when you have things like this.
Also after a few years of nonstop breeding they burned out and it becomes hard to arouse them even with stimulators.>The fact that your first instinct to face adversity is to "beat the shit out from them" makes me hope that you'll never be a parent.
Well I'm not. But some kids really need it. Mb then there would be much less cuckolds, retards and those 50 types of gays.
>>3598324>For you. Free minded man knows that morals are perceived needs.
If you're reliant on ideological needs, you're not a free minded man to begin with.>Yep those lions are half domesticated. Feral lions see human as a monkey food. And a monkey food with a boomstick is not a food. That is how they see us.
That's not how they see us, that's your personal preconception of how they see us.>Bad analogy. A gay hippy lefties that force their dogs or cats to give up meat food is much more accurate.
How is forcing an animal to do something an analogy for not forcing them to do something?>It's not so hard when you have things like this.
And they allow you to put it on for some reason, how come they don't kick your ass?>Also after a few years of nonstop breeding they burned out and it becomes hard to arouse them even with stimulators.
I don't know what shitty genetic line you're dealing with but it's not hard to arouse the average horse.>Well I'm not. But some kids really need it. Mb then there would be much less cuckolds, retards and those 50 types of gays.
Please never be a parent.
It's not like similar dipshits didn't spawn kids before. Speaking from my vicinity.
Anyone know a better place than zoofilia for horse porn?
APR is back after having domain issueshttps://animalpornrocks.co/
This site is boring. I want photographs without humans in them.
Anyone have that famous video of a zebra cumming? Or any video of that.
Anyone got the vid of the pony banging the dog in full or anything similar
The main reason why some Europe country has grey law.
There aren't enough videos of male doggos getting their tailholes fucked.
I know, but male dogs getting fucked is still real rare compared to other types of zoo stuff.
Are there any 3d porn sites with tags like e621? The search features on porn sites are trash.
Anal sex with animals is zoosadism and nonconsensual.
What about anal sex with roadkill?
It can't feel, sadism goes right out the window.
It can't think, no need to ask for consent.
Here's where the "it can't consent, therefore it's morally wrong" argument falls apart:
You know what else can't consent to having sex? Your fleshlight. Your dildo. Your hand. Your sex doll. A folded up pillow. The gap between two couch cushions. A watermelon with a hole in it.
That's why the "If it doesn't consent it's criminal to have sex with it" argument is stupid. Forget about the idea of "consent" entirely. If the penetratee doesn't want to be penetrated then it's its own responsibility to fight back and overpower or escape from the penetrator.
Honestly if someone fucks a tiger or something they earned it. It's not like a stallion can't kill a person if they really don't want a human dick in their ass.
No you must get a formal consent in triplicate and have it notarized. Then be sure to send a copy to your state archives and notify your diversity officer. Otherwise, it's rape.
None of those things are living though.
Any chance we can get more like this? the whole tip/sheath play sort of thing is good, hate jerking vids where the guy just quickly takes the whole dick out the sheath, it's fucking boring.
i wonder why the fiercest animals get all the smallest dicks and the most harmless helpless herbivores get the biggest dicks
nature is weird
Horses are one pump chumps and their dicks are proportionally small.
Fossas have the most powerful dongs in the animal kingdom.
All prey animals have fast mating times becuase you don't want to be locked together when a wolf is around.
Deer, goats, sheep, rabbits, whatever all fuck in a few seconds.
Anal sex with animals is zoosadism, when it's done in real life.
It was funny to read the old articles that female animals can't have orgasms.
They were wrong. Just to experience it their partners cum too fast. But if their partner is a man there is guaranteed success.
I wish he could give that tiger some catnip and anal prostate massage, not sure if the tiger might enjoy it though.
>>3606001>Smooth and extremely detailed CGI>320x180 play size.
Maybe give a link to the source?
Are there any new beast sites?
For research… anyone have stallion x mare breeding videos? Today, someone told me stallions only put it in to the medial ring, and I'm wondering whether that's true or not.
go nuts, but they might be onto something
at least if the mare is as tall as the stallion he might tip over backwards if he tries to ram it all in
In some videos, they do only put it in up to the ring, yet in some other videos, the stallion really does get it all the way in to the hilt.
Perfection. Mares are perfection.
as long as you have a giant field for them to live in
they're not well suited for cramped apartments
Is that your chin or balls? I cant tell if that is your neck or chest at least get a better angle so we could see that dog's anal lips!
if you own a husky and don't fuck it there's something wrong with you
Imagine, these photos were taken almost 20 years ago, and the people involved are now pushing 50.
Technically it's only been 12-15 years but I can totally believe Zer didn't age well.
Hey Kids Do you Like CRACK cocaine, talking to you Mister happy pants in the back. Well I got an infrared Camera and I know some shady Russian Post WW2 GULAGS that have the heaviest crack rocks you EVER -SEEN-. THE FUCKIN ROCKS OOZE BLOOD.
Smelling Salts? FUCK THAT SHIT. Round Here we use EPI PENS. Ya that's right, I have ALLERGIES to BLACKOUTS and the only cure is DUMPSTER DIVING. Couple of STABS with a WAKEY WAKEY STICK and my HUMONGOS GIRL BONER is DeadPounding This ENTIRE GRAVVVVVVVVVVVEYARD SHIFT. And For DayTime You FUCKING BET I am Double Dosing CERTS AND PCP.
Is there more to this?
Don't encourage baconfat. It's like Beetlejuice. Say her name three times and she appears.
She's still nuts, she's in and out of rehab centers every few weeks.
hmm that actually looks big enough for a human dick, has the last image been manipulated?
usually they just have these tiny gross slits even when the cat is gigantic
imagine having the privilege to fuck a big cat though, damn that must be some experience…
Anyone have stuff of small ponies or miniature horses?
does anyone have this without joining a telegram?
Damn, this looks so nice. I really want to get a husky but I wonder if they are ideal for first time owners.
Not ideal for first time owners. Or second. Or third.
Imagine a little ball of fluffy hatred and destruction. Make it adorable. Then make it dumber than a bag of bricks unless it wants attention, then make it Hannibal Lecter brilliant with a sociopathic streak that will make you rue the day you ever decided to adopt/own the breed. That only starts to approximate the experience.
I see… That's a shame. Do you have any good breeds you recommend for first time owners then? Been thinking about a Labrador, a Golden Retriever or a GSD.
GSD's are hit or miss. High energy is a given. Some people love it, others can't stand it. My own dogs have had obsessions (laser pointers, any thrown object) that they will play with until you have to stop because they're on the verge of exhaustion but they still want to play. Also, dogs with separation anxiety will be the bane of your existence, howling incessantly literally minutes after you leave for work/errands and not stopping until you return. Also they can be destructive. Make sure they have mental stimulation or they will find their own amusement. (Destroyed linoleum tile, dug up carpet, chewed wires/hoses/anything, etc)
Labs and Goldens are just like… Chill dogs. Give 'em a good run and they'll love you forever. Watch out for the inbred/purebred retards though. They're too stupid to live.
German Shepherds are intelligent, high energy, and protective. That means they require lots of mental and physical exercise. I wouldn't recommend them for a first time dog owner.
Labs are smart and high energy too, but at least they're friendly to everyone and less likely to bite if poorly trained.
GSD''s are actually pretty mirrored to their owner, they are high energy, but their priority is their flock, or random guy that owned them.
They tend to copy their owner.
can confirm, my GSD is a lazy mellow useless shit
and i love him
literally ANYTHING but this
but i'm glad there is a designated breed for shit people so you know who to avoid
The best dog is a dob. Only he needs to have his ears and tail done. And also he needs to show who is the boss in the house if he does not obey immediately hit in the face. Because otherwise it will be the opposite if you do not do what he wants he will be aggressive. In general it is a beautiful and obedient dog. But if he doesn't obey he should be beaten without any pity.
yep, mine just kinda steals my pillows, poops when I poop, and spends his time protecting me from the toilet monster, the vacuum devil, and the wireless printer beast.
He's my replacement for a gun, I don't trust myself with one, I'll end up drunk and shooting myself or another person. Cain just does his thing and makes people generally afraid of coming in my house, he's my bullet. My really dorky friendly bullet.
I live on a corner. The way I look at things you have 3 choices.
A. Rob the reclusive guy with military plates on his truck and a german shepherd.
B. Rob his gay neighbors, who drive an suv and a suberu.
C. Rob his completely elderly neighbor with no car.
I don't know about you, but I'd go for one that doesn't contain me.
Haven't seen the first one before. hawt.
ahaha.. you think a zoo would take their animals to get proper healthcare xD
ahahahahah. they don't give a shit about the wellbeing of their animals. get real.
I'd put money down that the percentage of zoos that don't give a shit vastly outweighs that of non-zoos. Their animals are literal cum socks for them, nothing more.
Show me a zoo that owns a large breed and actually has a yard for the dog to exercise in. You can't. They don't give a shit, they'll keep MULTIPLE huskies, gsds, boxers, mastiffs in a squalid 450sqft. apartment as long as they can fuck them.
Oh, now the two year old intact male chews up the couch because of anxiety from no exercise? Better yell at it, hit it in it's face with your fist or kick it in the stomach with your shoes on since it's a "bad dog."
My god please tell me there's more to that first one somewhere.
>>3611572>I'd put money down that the percentage of zoos that don't give a shit vastly outweighs that of non-zoos. Their animals are literal cum socks for them, nothing more.
You literally have no tangible precedence for claiming that. Your "bets" mean shit. Either argue with data or fuck off.>Show me a zoo that owns a large breed and actually has a yard for the dog to exercise in
Me.>Oh, now the two year old intact male chews up the couch because of anxiety from no exercise? Better yell at it, hit it in it's face with your fist or kick it in the stomach with your shoes on since it's a "bad dog."
Speaking from own experience? Not everyone is a sperg who can't handle their dog. A zoo has one extra important incentive to do so over the average normie.
Thing is, since you're brain damaged enough to fuck a dog, you're probably under other delusions or psychoses as well, and what you think is a "happy animal" is just you seeing what you want to see.
At no point does any of this logic not apply perfectly well to a normal everyday human doing normal, everyday evil.
People see what they want to see, which is why they point fingers to blame instead of look in a mirror.
>>3611593>what you think is a "happy animal" is just you seeing what you want to see.
You wouldn't make that argument if you didn't know I was a zoo. Do you say that to every dog owner, I wonder? What IS a happy animal if it's not possible to see by a human being, can anyone even tell?
it isnt Zer its an artist named Rainbow.
keep your penis out of your dog faggot.
My dog likes my penis tho
Cool. Show us with timestamped post-its or whatever. Give me the data I need to argue with.
No? Wow, imagine failing at defending zoos on a zoo board.
Pic related, just look at you go!
>>3611609>Waah spoonfeed me I made a poopy!!!!!!!!1
You must be 18 to post here
cool, thanks for proving yourself not only to be a sick degen, but a fake and a fraud.
You're an animal abuser. Kill yourself.
There's some guy in this thread who just wants to be angry at everything and insult everyone. Their anger comes from their powerlessness to change things they dislike in the world. Don't waste your time reading and replying to their posts, just ignore them. They probably have autism or some behavioral disability.
Notice how in this photograph, when you enlarge it, how the foreskin is attached near the base of the penis instead of near the head. I think that is true in all primates except man, I wonder why that is.
Nice gallery even outside of the occasional animal dick, thanks for sharing them. Now that that's out of the way, everyone can go back to yelling at each other.
the human body sucks and god hates us
The human body is already pretty fucking good. A self-aware self-replicating biological machine capable of withstanding almost a century. Can't scoff at that, it's not nothing.
It's just that the canine body is pure perfection. Can't compete with pure perfection.
and people wonder why white people have so few children
cumskins just never learn
natures most perfect dick and pussy, the result of millions of years of evolution
and it's 100% compatible with human genitalia, no wonder we like living together so much
dog asshole is very compatible with human dick too. intentional evolution, obviously
What….what kind of woman would let a man AND a dig stick their dicks together in her vagina both at once? The dog was even knotted with her for God's sake and the guy still has his dick in there along with it. Is she moaning in orgasmic pleasure, or in pain?? Maybe those man sperms and dog sperms combine somehow and get her pregnant.
Well I imagine there was a lot of lubrication going on, the dog was still cumming when he pulled out. Also, if neither the man or dog had washed their dicks beforehand, which is likely, then they would be all smeggy which would be even more lubrication. Wasn't there something in the news some years back about uncut guys giving their wives cervical cancer by leaving smegma in their pussies? What happens when you add dog smegma to the mix?
Okay, I lay beside her, rub her belly and gently tug-wrestle her mouth with my other hand. Then we go grab some snacks.
cut dicks are unnatural and are literally scarred by the procedure. other than for religious or critical medical purposes, there is no reason to get a circumcision in the west.
it can reduce the spread of hiv in certain parts of the world, but that isn't relevant outside of those specific cases. wear a condom lol.
if you're already cut, oh well. your dick will work. just don't get your kid circumcised too, please.
Considering the fact that there are HIV vaccines for both men and women now, the glands stay attached to the foreskin until later around puberty, so its not like your baby's dick is going to fall off from shit getting in it, there really isn't much of an argument to get one anymore unless you're jewish.
Ironically, the #1 boys are circumcised as babies in the USA is NOT for medical or religious reasons. It's because the parents want him to "look like dad" or "look like the other boys." So I guess it's become sort of like a fashion statement, and is why the practice doesn't die out in the USA, generation after generation. Those cut boys grow up wanting their sons to "look like them" also. etc. etc.
Or why the US are still using the inferior imperial system. US are power mongering retards anyway. "Not agreeing with us? Let's invade your country in the name of democracy (driven by US) using (roll the dices) fallacy".
If your are having smegma in your dick, then you have the hygiene of a 3rd world country's guy. Are you proud to be like a black guy not washing himself? And I bet you're the kind of guy believing french people are filthy, yet are healthy despite being uncut. Check your facts, moron.
>>Or why the US are still using the inferior imperial system.
YET we sent a dozen men to the moon with it, and safely brought them back, and now here, over 50 years later, no other country on Earth has done the same thing even ONCE.
We actually see YOUR system as inferior.
Because people actually care sending people on the moon or mars when they cannot even afford their monthly rent or their medical cares?
That's just propaganda and arrogance paid by the citizens to help some politics pave history with their own names. Such an achievement.
there is no doubt that USA used to do great things
the big question is why you stopped
That's almost creepier than the procedure itself.
"Yes, Doctor, I would like you to surgically remove a part of my newborn child's genitalia, so that it looks like my own."
Why did you bring race into this? A complete non-sequitur.
Did you read the comment in which you're replying to? They said nothing of smegma nor lack of hygiene. Most people understand that uncut dicks aren't any less hygenic than cut dicks, and those that don't are too far gone to debate.
I sometimes forget that this is a chan board, only to be reminded by individuals like this. A French dude being both racist & classist? Can somebody bring the guillotine over?
Not ONLY 3 totally different species, but ALSO:
HERBIVORE - HORSE
CARNIVORE - DOG
OMNIVORE - HUMAN
you do realize dogs can eat grains right? Thus omnivore?
Do you know how stupid it is to take something like a horse whose diet is 99% grasses and grain, and offer him a hot dog and if he eats it call him an omnivore? Most likely it will make him puke a little later or something. Same with a dog whose natural diet is meat. That's just stupid, and unhealthy for them.
BTW can someone post the video of the pony with his cock in a female dog? It actually was on here for a few hours before the poster deleted it for some reason.
the dog in that video was clearly not having a good time and was most likely injured or killed
we don't need to see that shit again
Interesting, they use the fingers of their hand to grip and pull back their foreskin to expose the head of their Penis, the same way a human would do it.
Silly anon. Real humans don't have a foreskin. Only filthy goyim.
CIRCUMCISE THAT COON!
He's having too much fun!!
If there are male dolphins that wanna phuck female humans, where are the female dolphins that want to twerk on male humans?
We have a moose statue at a maple store in Niagara with full blown viewable giant dangly balls and sheath.
Tampermonkey code down, anyone have a new script?
"The owner of zoo.cab is offering it for sale for an asking price of 1500 USD!"https://zoo.cab/