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81059 No.3543895

Has anyone here taken the honk pill yet?

No.3543897
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fuck off with the memes, you bastard children

No.3543898
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Pepe just *HONK*ed in my ass without a condom... Does this mean that I am infected with the gay now?

No.3543901
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>>3543898
Everybody is gay in Clown World.

No.3543903
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It's about time we had a honkler thread.

No.3543905
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🤡

No.3543906

>>3543905
goals

No.3543909
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I appreciate such memes exist. It's like gray non-imaginative low-iq people point out themselves so you don't have to read their posts to know it's nothing of value or entertainment.
Just like when you see Polybius in the name field you are sure the post contains lots and lots of faggy autism.

No.3543910
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>>3543909
This Polybius guy clearly means a lot to you. That's perfectly understandable, don't worry :3

No.3543952
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>>3543909
>>3543910
Poly is good people! I found kindred spirit in him because of our mutual love for Roxikat.

It's kind of ironic given the subject of this thread. I remember reading a journal entry by John Barrett on FA about the stigma of having a "boob suit" and how he didn't want to be seen as a "fetishy clown". It's funny how we both talk about living in Clown World and yet we both love the idea of a fetishy clown.

No.3543958

this thread reminds me of SS13.

No.3543966
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>>3543958

No.3543969

Why is the right always so unfunny? Why are all rightwing memes such comedic AIDS? Does going right just make you dull or is it that only dullards swallow right wing bullshit?

No.3543973

>>3543969

Why is the left always so unfunny? Why are all leftwing memes such comedic AIDS?

Does going left just make you dull or is it that only dullards swallow left wing bullshit?

Or is it that you have to step over eggshells just to pass off a joke?

No.3543974

>>3543952

>Make's an extremely fetishezed hyper herm fursona
>Doesn't want to be seen as a "fetishy clown"

Any sexualized fursona can be viewed in a satirical manner. Judging from some of his earlier costumes I wouldn't expect him to be so self-conscious.

No.3543975

>>3543973
Speaking of dull people who don't understand comedy.

No.3543984
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>>3543969
Weapons are not toys.

No.3543987

>>3543984
Your forced memes keep withering on the vine as soon as you cunts get tired of trying to force them. They're missing the spark that they possessed in past years. They lost that comedic edge that made people want to share them voluntarily.

It's because you went full cultist. And just like with fundamentalist Christian "comedy", it only makes other cultists laugh. There's nothing you can do about it, either.

Thankfully the left is hard at work deprogramming rightwinger drones and reintroducing them to basic humanity, and this seems to fix the problem.

No.3543990
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>>3543987
You are the funny.

No.3543992

>>3543990
Accurate. I'm funny af. :)

No.3544008
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>>3543974
Didn't Roxi's tits used to be way bigger back in the day?

>>3543992
Anyone who has to say they are funny usually isn't.

No.3544009

>>3543992
honk

No.3544038
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far out ahead of most ppl in recognizing the clown world phenomenon and have learned to laugh it off for a while. Trump 2016 is a joke that will continue through 2020 if the DNC elects a loser like Kamala Harris

No.3544046
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As your supplement advisor I strongly recommend you to take the wrench pill.

No.3544049
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The left is such a humor vacuum that they managed to turn Colbert into a priggish talking head.

No.3544059

>>3544026
I haven't seen that drawing before. 2019? Does this mean John is drawing again!? Where'd you find this?

No.3544065
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>>3543975 Political Comedy isn't really that funny any way.
Rather it's from the left or the right.

Most of the time it's only funny to the people have similar values to the author.

Even then it's hit or miss.

No.3544070
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Here's a hilarious example of leftist humor.

A cis gender bigot walks into a bar..
Says a thing to transgendered person.
The cis-gender thinks they're being nice...
But it's actually...

a sexist micro-aggression.

GET IT?! Sexist Micro-aggresion?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FUNNY JOKE!
SOOOHHHHH FUNNY! ISN'T THAT HILARIOUS?

source https://www.buzzfeed.com/meredithtalusan/cissexist-bullshit-translator

vc:freax

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>>3544026

No.3544073
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>>3543895

No.3544075
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No.3544078

>>3544049

What's even funnier, is Colbert's entire comedic shtick has been playing up stereotypes of hyper polarized people.

Pretending to be an "outraged leftist" and "Trump hater" is basically him doing an act. Unfortunately, the majority of the people on the left are too stupid to realize this and think he's speaking for them.

This is what leftists actually believe.

No.3544079

>>3544065

You know political humor is terrible when the template tutorial walkthrough is funnier than most things actually using it.

No.3544080

>>3544078

Remember that time when he had his own show on Comedy Central playing a rediculously-great-but-fake Republican? Great enough that they invited him to perform at George W. Bush's birthday event.

Imagine their surprise when he basically roasted the shit out of a sitting president, in person, when no one expected it. I heard it was phenomenal. I'm sure plenty there were less than pleased at what they'd welcomed into the White House.

Honestly, as gullible as Leftists can be, I can't even blame them for this one. Colbert is an underrated master actor at playing both sides. It's a very delicate long game he's playing. He deserves his success as much as unwitting fools deserve him.

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>>3544065
>>3544078
>>3544079
>>3544080
The problem with political humor is that most of it doesn't age well. I mean, George Carlin's stuff is still funny but a lot of political jokes are like time capsules. Some people just won't get it unless they were around during the time or have some frame of reference. You also have to take into account hindsight since politics is an ever changing thing. What was a topical issue at the time the joke was told may not be much of an issue nowadays.

>>3544082
Roxikat looks so cute in that pic! I want motorboat those tits so bad!

No.3544117

>>3544082
Where'd you find that pic?

No.3544129

>>3544117 I'll tell you when I get home - it's from the old Furnation website way back. Basically I'm on another old-school furry kick and just happened to stumble upon that Roxi again. She gets everywhere!

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>>3544129
I know that there's tons of lost pics. On John's old website, he had an entire section dedicated to fan art of her. I wonder if he saved any of them.

No.3544154
>look at these random-ass comics I found on /pol/, this is leftisr comedy
>leftists all really love colbert and other tv talking heads
>we tricked the left into thinking this nazi meme that nazis made up has something to do with nazis, lol gotcha libtards!

Holy shit you guys are behind the times. I never understood the "cringe compilation" phenomenon but I think I'm starting to get it now, watching you neckbeards discuss "leftists". It's fucking funny. :-)

No.3544222

Boring...

No.3544242
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>>3544183
>>3544184
>>3544185
God bless you sir! Roxikat Thread 2: Electric Boogaloo!

These are vintage! All the way from the late 90s! The last one's from Max The Black Rabbit! Friggin' awesome!

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>>3544242 No problem! I'll see what else I can dig up when I get back.

No.3544270
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>>3544264
I've been doing some digging in the archives myself and I found a good number of images! I actually found John's old website in there and was able to come across this sample of the long lost "How To Take Care Of Your Roxikat" portfolio! This is closest I've come to finding it!

No.3544271
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I also found Max The Black Rabbit's old site and there were two pics I thought had been completely lost.

No.3544272
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>>3544271
On John's old site I found the fan art section. Unfortunately, most of the images on there were either dead links or were images I had already found elsewhere.

No.3544273
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One in particular dead link was to an image by J-Fujitsa. His old web site was archived and there was a thumbnail for the fan art he did, but link is completely dead. I went to deviant art and sent him a message asking him if he still had the image some where.

No.3544274

>>3544273
I fucked up his name. It's J-Fujita.

No.3544310

This is now a Roxithread...
Which is fine...

It just means at some point in the near future Some one's gonna have to make a new Honkler thread.

No.3544339
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>>3544312
Saved that quote for posterity. I've never thought about it like that.

Looking all the way back to the late 90s and early 2000s when I first discovered her, she's had a surprisingly large impact on my life. She popped my furry cherry. She also popped my futa/herm/dickgirl cherry too.

I discovered Roxi when I was just a teenager. My parents had recently gotten this thing called "the internet" and of course I began searching for stuff I was interested in, namely cartoons like Tiny Toon Adventures, Animaniacs, etc. and I happened to run across these people called "furries" and I saw their art on some website called "VCL" and it was there that I discovered this beautiful pink goddess. I was a young boy going through puberty and I loved anything with giant titties. When I saw her I got the most stiffest erection I think I had ever had! However after looking at a few other pictures where I discovered she had some "extra equipment" I was shocked, disgusted, angry, scared and confused! I didn't know what to think anymore. All these thoughts and fears were racing through my head. Was I gay for jacking off to this character? I'm not proud to admit this but I was REALLY homophobic back then. We're talking about being on a Chris Chan scale of homophobia, being afraid I'd "catch the gay" or something silly like that. For a time I tried to stay away from Roxi and from the furry fandom in general. I thought the entire fandom was a haven for sick weirdos (And well, to a certain extent it kind of is) but as Nietzsche would say "Be careful when you stare into the abyss. Sometimes the abyss stares back."

I still loved anything with big titties, rule 34, hentai etc. and it was all readily available on the internet for me to peruse at my leisure so of course I didn't stay away from Roxi or the furry fandom for long. I felt so ashamed. I didn't know what to do. One day, I just broke down and cried in front of my father and told him everything that had been going on with me. He said he understood. He told me it was nothing to be ashamed of. He said it was natural to have those types of feelings and that he himself had even had similar things happen to him as well. Also, since Roxi was a fictional character, she could be whatever I wanted her to be in my imagination. He assured me I wasn't gay. To best describe his views on the whole thing he summed it up like this: "Everybody is a little gay, it's just a matter of how gay you are. Some people are more gay than others. Straight people aren't 100% straight. Neither are gay people 100% gay." It made me feel a lot better about myself and about Roxi.

Another thing that helped me out with my sexual confusion was finding out about guys who were into transwomen. It's like they weren't gay because they were the "man" in the relationship. There was a difference between liking dick and liking men. As time passed, I started to become more and more tolerant towards LGBT people. I soon found a lot of the people I looked up to as a kid were that way like Rob Halford from Judas Priest (One of my favorite singers in one of my favorite bands!)

I'd have to say it's because of Roxikat that I became a more tolerant and accepting person. I thank her for that.

I've been following her ever since. Of course I always had kept my love of her to myself. I've always wanted to keep my furry life and my real life separate. I didn't want other people to know about it because I didn't think people who are not furry or not into futas would understand. I still try to keep it a secret. I'm not sure how they would react to the whole thing. Roxi has been there for me in good times and bad. She's really been a comfort to me in my darkest hours. I know her creator says she was just made for "spanking material" but for me, she's something more. She's the one character that for some strange reason I just keep coming back to. I don't know why. I think out of all the characters I've fapped to, she's the one I've done it to the most!

Funny story: The second time I ever had real sex with a woman, I was thinking of Roxi the whole time!

It was only after a series of events in my personal life that I started to be more involved in the furry fandom and decided to embrace my love of Roxi. I realized that I need to enjoy everything while it lasts and I wanted to get to know John Barrett the best I could and show my love for Roxi with my recolors.

For a time I resented Roxi and thought loving her was wrong (And maybe it is.) But no matter how much I tried to shake her from my mind, I just couldn't. I can deny my feelings for her no longer. I'm absolutely smitten by her. She's perfect to me. A goddess. My greatest wish is that she was real. If she was, I'd pledge my undying love to her! I would make it my mission in life to make her mine. I want to be with her. I want to embrace her in my arms, kiss her always and never let go.

Is it weird that I'm hopelessly in love with a fictional character (A character made solely for "spanking material" at that)? I sound like a crazy person saying all this stuff don't I? I just had to get all of this out here.

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>>3544335
I love Ferris's art!

No.3544403
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>>3544356
I have other characters that I'm in to, like Judy Hopps. I have a plush of her that I sleep with. I also have a Roxi dakimakura but just the pillow case for now. I don't have the actual pillow nor do I have the "breasts" I'm going to add to her yet.

The thing is Roxi is main squeeze. Even though I get with other characters, I always end up coming back to her somehow.

No.3544421
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>>3544416
Well, Roxi has had all sorts of partners over the years so I don't see why she would mind me doing the same. I figure we'd have some kind of understanding. Of course I'd do the honorable thing and let her know I was gonna get with someone else first.

I remember that pic. I told the artist MarmelMM that I would object to the wedding in the comments,

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1354826/

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>>3544424
Some images I'd really like to find are the portfolio "How To Take Care OF Your Roxikat". I've been trying to find it for a while now.

John Barrett used to sell it off his website and at conventions, but he doesn't anymore. He's never posted scans of it either. I've always wanted to see it. I asked him about doing that but he says he isn't keen on having to dig it out of storage.

I thought it might be on the Roxikat image archive CD-ROM that I bought but unfortunately it wasn't. I was able to find a guy who had a copy of it on Facebook and messaged him about it, but he didn't respond. The closest I've come is this sample >>3544270 The folio still continues to elude me! It's become my "white whale" in the furry fandom.

No.3545076
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>>3544421
I recently ran across a video on YouTube of Anthrocon 1998 which features the actual "wedding" in it,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6lDIrC199A&t=1674s

No.3545111

>>3545076

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_PJ-JQE4pA

No.3545128
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>>3545111
That's pretty funny but I don't think they're seeing the video in the proper context. I mean, sure, they're right about the whole thing looking lame as we watch it in retrospect but they fail to put themselves in the mindset of the time that it was made.

If you consider the origins of the video, it's really a snapshot of the fandom's past and as a more innocent time when we didn't take ourselves so seriously.

Also, Sherbert doesn't seem to realize that the fandom has always been pornographic to a certain degree.

No.3545158
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my brain!

No.3545159

>>3545128

What is with these fursuiters? They're acting way more cringy than the people in the videos they're watching...like what's with the weird high pitched voice on that blue thing?

No.3545162

>>3545159
I think he's Japanese (Or at least trying to be.) His name is Sherbert. This is his YouTube Channel,

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3j2RtIoUKnMi1CDxUH0xag

No.3545171

>>3545162

Being Japanese doesn't give you a high pitched voice like that.

No.3545182

>>3545171
"Talk like a kemono"

No.3545183

>>3545182
Yeah, I think it's great that Sherbert is actually trying to portray a character, rather than just be a guy in a fursuit.

No.3545216

>>3545183

His character is some shitty weeb crap though, that's not better.

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>>3545183
Yeah that's the thing, he's speaking In Character, basically. He's not only wearing a fursuit, but he's actually roleplaying that character.

Also, is that... Fatigue, from Bedfellows? It has the same kind of horns. Same species?


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