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4663592 No.3508237

Because he goes on tv and says furry isn't about sex,but one look at E621,FA,and other sites shows he is full of shit.

Is he for real or what?

No.3508238
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1) You already know the answer
2) Who the fuck cares?

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No.3508240

the furry fandom is about two things, neither of which are animal-people.

  1. money
  2. ego
  3. implausible deniability
No.3508241

If I see that fucking roach one more time!

No.3508254

>>3508241

You'll do what? From what I know you'll do nothing, absolutely nothing as always.

No.3508276

>>3508241

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

No.3508303

>>3508276 Go home Trump, you're drunk.

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No.3508334
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Game of thrones isn't about sex either but it's not like they would cut it out. With joining furry there is no questionnaire and few limits so just do whatever you want.
Want something other than sex? Go find it or make it.

I for one want to do stories with porn in it because ...why not? It's fun! Doesn't hurt any one.

But hey you can always join Marvel.

No.3508340

>>3508303
go home summerfag, you dont recognize copypasta

also op, i dont know why kage does what he does, i dunno if he has some kind of ulterior motive but hes been beating that deum of his for ages. to be fair theres a pretty solid component of the fandom that does not revolve around sex and fetish, and it would also be nice to be able to talk about "furry" offhand/casually in the company of non-furs without them immediately thinking youre a sex crazed dog fucking weirdo

yeah there is a big sex side of the fandom, but the majority of people in the fandom are adults (using that word loosely in some circumstances) so its not unreasonable to acknowledge that it exists. maybe kage is just trying to help save the fandom from itself in a way, by making it seem a little more socially acceptable and innocuous.

No.3508354

>>3508334

>Want something other than sex? Go find it or make it.

Why bother doing that as part of furry, though? There are no advantages and some substantial disadvantages to associating with this fandom and having your head held under the water in the ghetto of being a "furry artist"/"furry writer", versus an artist/writer who happens to use anthro animals in their work but doesn't draw them fucking or give them bedroom eyes and shrugs and talks about adjectives when asked if they know what "furry" is.

The only possible appeal I can see is that calling yourself furry gives you a much easier label, but that's like not being sure of your political position so deciding you'll just call yourself a nazi so people have something to identify you by.

No.3508381

Who decided this guy should represent the furry fandom?

>i'm a lab roach, i'm totally a fury!
No.3508382

>>3508237
I can go to Paheal RIGHT NOW, and prove definitively that Hey Arnold is all about sex. I can go to LULZ.net RIGHT NOW, and prove definitively that furry is all about dog dicks, pedophilia, and politics.

No.3508386

Kage wants furry to be socially acceptable enough that it doesn't get banned from every single convention venue. So that he can continue to have an audience to listen to him babble endlessly, give him free wine and "favors".

No.3508387

>>3508386
Are you jealous or something? Want some of those favors for yourself?

No.3508394

>>3508382

>I can go to LULZ.net RIGHT NOW, and prove definitively that furry is all about dog dicks, pedophilia, and politics.

That would represent an improvement tbh. Furry is generally more tedious than abhorrent.

No.3508397

>>3508381

Furries used to sit around Uncle Kage in a circle to listen to his stories. They begged him to come to the conventions to tell more stories. Basically they worshiped him as a God.

No.3508401

>>3508387

>Stating the obvious is trolling.

I AM SO JELLY

No.3508413

>>3508401

Okay well then lets make some mythos out of it.

Furries were once a band of unruly knaves and pea
sants who were in need of the rule of a King. One day an old man appeared at the hedonistic convention. This man was a scientist! He told them that their sexual exploits were unwanted in the eyes of society and that scientifically their gay homoyiff would be unfruitful as no cubs could be had by it. So this scientist organized them into a means of somewhat organized artists ready to sell their wares of artwork, comics, plush and furry costumes at their conventions. This King then demanded taxation in the form of wine and beer and all the food he could eat! The mislead furries of course obliged and obeyed his every command, thus proclaiming him their newfound King. More to the point the Furries gave this decrepit old scientist what he needed most, an uncomplaining audience to listen to his whimsical stories that most of the real world would call childish and silly, but above all listeners who would laugh at every one of his lame jokes. All hail Uncle Kage, King of the Furries! And thus furry history was made.

No.3508433

>>3508237

Every.. single.. fandom.. from Aliens to furry. They all Have porn. This isn't exclusive to Furry.
And porn does not define them.

No.3508434

>>3508237

Plausible deniability and a good public face is what keeps conventions from being canceled and denied future convention space.

Of course he knows he isn't be honest. It's like when democrats pretend to care about minorities when it's really just vote buying.

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>>3508433
Porn literally defines the furry fandom

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It's been about porn since they started drawing large breasted vixens in the 80s. Top artists draw porn. Top comics were about porn. The whole concept is 'children's cartoon characters grown up.' Everything else is about sex. This guy writes porn under a pseudonym.

I guess I get why he does it for publicity reasons but it's a lie, and it's borderline criminal to run around saying furry is a family friendly thing when it's a fetish fandom who's two main outlets are porn art and sexual roleplay costumes. Sure sounds like a lying, grooming, trapping game to me. 'oh no w us furries are all totally normal and family friendly BRING YOUR CHILDREN'

He needs to stop and let the fandom own itself. If people want to do it in a nonsexual way that's fine, let them speak up for themselves, not the showrunner of a giant fuckfest/drug and alcohol wierdo sex bonanza who's doing all of that stuff on the side himself.

No.3508456

>>3508433

>And porn does not define them.

Of course. The Alien franchise defines Alien fans.

What defines Furry? No franchise, no object, just the general habit of drawing cartoon animals fucking each other.

No.3508458

>>3508433
You go on an Aliens fan forum, you click the profile of a user at random and flick through it.
I guarantee you, you won't find porn. Not even Cheesecake. Hell, probably not even talking about sex. Google their username, you still probably won't.
You go on a furry forum and there's a 60% chance you're going to find something overtly sexual, either in the form of cheesecake or talking about it. You google their username and there's an 80% chance you're going to find a furaffinity or inkbunny account stuffed to the gullet with porn in the gallery or, in the case of the poor, the favourites.

No.3508459

>>3508458

90% of the Furry Fandom is about porn. Even those Fursuiters who say that they never have sex in suit have sexual photos of Murrsuit sex up on secret Furry sites!

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>>3508459
Are the ones that say they never have sex in their fursuits the same people that sometimes have their private photos leaked where they are wearing it while balls deep in a dog?

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not that there's anything wrong with that, of course

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>>3508458
Really?
According to James Cameron, Sigourney Weaver wanted to "make love" with a Alien in the second movie.

There is alot of sex in the fandom because that is what sells. Porn is fun. Can in go to ridiculous ends? Of course it can.

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>>3508434
You are close. Look more at who he surrounds himself with.

Look closer at everyone who holds the keys to the services you use within this fandom.

It gets dark from here. Very Dark.

No.3508549

>>3508546
Shit it's that guy from that movie.

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>>3508559

As if Kage couldn't stoop any lower. Now he's endorsing that snotty little shit David Hogg.

No.3508561

>>3508546
I never knew how much of a sophist nutjob he was until now.

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So... The furry fandom is being used as some kind of Marxist tool?

No.3508656

>>3508562
Okay. So he said something stupid and wrong on the Internet.

I won't defend him here, but that still does not make him The Devil.

No.3508661

>>3508656
With moronic opinions like that and countless others on Twitter, combined with what appears to be an intense fondness of alcohol, would you expect him to make good choices for your fandom? I, for one, would not.

No.3508671

>>3508458

Because most furry sites do not censor.

A lot of "general content" sites like aliens are censored by default.

If go to any zootopia forum, You bet your ass that it wont show porn everywhere.

No.3508675

>>3508562

Kage's just trying to be "hip" and "cool" with those kids.


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