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We here at Lulz would like to wish our beloved trash picker Cobalt a very merry Christmas and that he may find all the Christmas gifts he ever wanted in the big green garbage bins!

*PS here's a coupon for you Cobalt that entitles you to one free BJ from Choob if you ever get to meet him XDDDD

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Been looking for any excuse to post this.

Merry Christmas Cobalt

No.3488367
>Cobalt hasn't posted in months.

Keep grinding that axe away until there is nothing left, you fuckin mulligan OP. I love how users here just can't let go of anything. Despite previous users leaving this place, and leaving only the most cesspoolyist of cretins, you continue to badger the dead. To what extent does your bullshit end? When the average visitor count here reaches five and under?

Its sad to see /furi/ go from a once reputable image board that provided decent furry content and conversation, to a circlejerk of oldfags that can't kick the /furi/ habit. This place is just like TGFB these days - deader than dead, with no new visitors, just the same old crew, offering nothing new over the last two years other than declining visitor numbers. Even u18chan, which lost all its archives last year, still manages to squeak out a winner over /furi/ because it still actively provides dumps of new content. Here? Just the same 2-10 reply threads that then sit and stagnate for months. Look around - drawfags, editfags, content dumpers, actual furry talk and drama - it no longer happens here! /trash/ and 8chan's furry boards replaced much of the need for this place, and social media took care of the rest.

I told myself to quit this place last year, however, I gave you a whole year to turn it around, /furi/. Just one more chance to hang in there, in the hopes it would get better. It just continued to get worse. Choob can't even get enough clicks on the ads per month to keep this place afloat anymore. This place is old and busted, with Choob simply being too busy to care to get the new Lulz up and running. Its taking him forever because, honestly, he himself can't kick the habit, and is only keeping this place online because of routine; he has lost the drive to improve it. There is no one of worth left improving this site for. If he was smart, he would rid himself of this vice - all it does is give OP, Steam, Brave, Aufy, Cobalt, 3B, and the other metal tards here a platform to rant inane bullshit. The same bullshit, over and over again. The irony is not lost on me, because I am doing the same right now. Just wasting my time bitching about users who suck, and need to wrap their lips around the end of a shotgun. I really enjoyed /furi/ when it was good, and I hate the downward course it took over the last two years. I hoped it would get better, but damnit, it really is time to move on...>>3487079 puts it wonderfully.

Make 2018 the year you say goodbye. It was fun. Thanks for the good times.

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>>3488367

Why don't you leave? Nobody wants you here!

No.3488373

>>3488367 I feel yeah man... I've been trying to get these shit bags to loosen up on cobalt for awhile.

It's kind of a running gag at this point. I actually have a lot of respect for the guy and I wish him well. I wish he'd leave the hard drugs out of his life, but I genuinely hope he has a good Christmas.

>>3488276 I honestly didn't post this to poke at cobalt, I just thought meme was funny.

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>>3488373

/furi/'s new attitude toward Cobalt.

No.3489912

>>3488367
Underrated post.
The truth hurts.
Instead of this place going out with some of its dignity intact, /furi/ will crawl and struggle until its last gasp, when no one has made a new thread in weeks and the visitor count is all but three people. This place is a mere shadow of its former self. It's time to say good riddance.

No.3489925

i like how you guys obsess over me when im moving up in life and ive what just got back online after a monthly hiatus.

i was spending some time with my FWB and actually being able to have a good winter holiday for once in 8 long years of depression.

salvaged a $1200 Bike on christmas morning outside my building got a D&D type board game called Dragons wrath from my FWB got friends and fam some gifts as well as had money leftover for myself to splurge.

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>>3489925

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHDwRECFL8M

No.3489940

>>3489925
You stole someone's bike on christmas? That's the most negro thing I've heard since the year started.

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>>3489940

"Cobalt stole my bike!!"

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>>3489925

>when im moving up in life and ive what just got back online after a monthly hiatus.
No.3489998

>>3489925

instead of smoking meth, sucking back alley aids dick and stealing bikes, you could put your sex work to use on manyvids or amateurporn and make your cash that way.

even when it comes to living alternatively, you fuck it up.

v:low

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>>3490126

>Common man!

Somehow I think that Cobalt is an illegitimate child of the late Dusty Rhodes. ;D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d1RL_dgJIs

No.3490140

>>3490131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7_Sgvw1JUw

No.3490179

>>3489998
>>3489940
>>3489978

jumping to conclusions before you even have proof to back it up. i said salvaged cause rightfully yeah i found it someone dumped it in a snow pile the building over from me in the back beside the dumpster. and speaking of work, i picked up $45 worth of beer empties from one address and even some scrap like a solid brass business sign weighing 45-50lbs that was chucked in a dumpster behind my building due to aggreements with my landlord from businesses on the street over

honestly you think im the fantasy you guys made up like come on you children can do better than that.

No.3490205

>>3490179

>i said salvaged cause rightfully yeah i found it someone dumped it in a snow pile the building over from me in the back beside the dumpster.

That's what happens to bikes that are already stolen - the thief abandons them somewhere. Nobody tosses a good bike they can at least sell - unless it's hot and they don't want to get caught.

No.3490206

That goes especially for a $1200 Bike.

Even if it's broken, you can get hundreds of dollars selling the parts, so the only reason it is "abandoned" is either because it was already stolen by someone else, or because of vandalism.

Or it's actually a $120 bike and somebody is telling porkies to feel better about dumpster diving for bicycles.

No.3490360

>>3490205 people do abandon their bikes though.

No.3490399

>>3490386 stop with the semantic bullshit what if argument and present facts

your arguments invalid btw
heres an example.
i grabbed a solid bronze 52lb plaque took to yard and they were paranoid about buying told me i should turn into police i tried even that and police told me that unless reported i own it, so i then contacted the agent selling the building address the business plaque came from and found out they threw it out themselves

like bikes people will steal metals off private properties and assuming stolen first is actually illegal unless they themselves can prove it its not a valid excuse.

No.3490403

>>3490386 btw this is human beings were talking about a majority of not so bright people.

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>>3490399

It's because you look like a homeless crack head trying to get $8 for scrap metal.

No.3490411

>>3490404 price out 52lbs brass and hold your head in shame you dense child.

No.3490413

>>3490411

Price out the size of I own a business and don't have to dumpster dive/ steal things to survive. Loser.

Also fuck recycling.

No.3490419

>>3490413 ever had to complain about messes on your property well that attitude makes it your fault scrappers have to make said mess and you then deserve all the problems and extra labor you dense child.

No.3490421

>>3490419

Nope,fucko. My dumpsters are gated and locked to keep the likes of you out of them. By your logic it's okay to tresspass and litter,dense child.

No.3490424

>>3490421 who said i support those things.

i actually am well respected in the community for my anti mess attitude and volunteer work with appartment complexes and businesses. but hey i don't expect you to know me well enough with 10% of the picture.

newsflash when snow melts ill have helpers and a vehicle for work on my dime ill be making anywhere from $1500-6000 per week in 2-3 days work while covering worker fees and gas plus vehicle rental, also heres something else. i started in july 2017 and look how far ive got. can you accomplish all that with nothing?

No.3490425

>>3490424

>i actually am well respected in the community

Sure you are.

No.3490428

>>3490425 if you ever come here go to the luxury apt complex at hunter st at the GO station and ask about the guy with the baby buggy they will know who and you can find out yourself hell even google it and call said building and say i gave and give permission to ask. quick googlmaps sat view use and search if necessary and a phone call away for proof buddy..... your move!

No.3490429

>>3490428 another place across from same lux building i just mentioned is a book store.

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>>3490428
When people do that they point to the dumpster behind the McDonalds with the graffiti scrawled all over saying "Cobalt was here!, Get cheap head behind the dumpster, ask for Cobalt!"

No.3490551

>>3490424

I'm surprised that Cobalt hasnt got a job in Trump's cabinet.
Both are impressive bullshitters who believe their own turd and fabricate a completely oblivious personal reality.

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>>3490561

Aufy, you and Cobalt should get married already. XD

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Yeah no thank you. I like cobalt, wish em well & glad he's doing something constructive for society like metal scraping. But before that his career was huhhhh a little less huhhh reputable and he probably has an std. I'm std free and plan to remain that way.

While I'm sure he'd probably be fun to hangout with in person, he's really mean to me on here and I'm just not into abusive relationships.

No.3490797

>>3490757 actually clean of that disease crap. your autistic mind cant comprehend being mean because almost everything can be mean or sound that way.

No.3490799

>>3490797

Post a copy of your STI test results here to prove it Cobalt!

No.3490918

>>3490797

>cobalt turns on his only friend

rip

No.3490953

>>3490918

Why do you seem so surprised? Cobalt is a deranged autist who will quickly turn on anyone with even slightest provocation.

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>>3491000

classic narcissist/borderline behavior

No.3491048

>>3490993

Nah, Cobalt needs to have some weird grandeuse syndrome to go full Adlesse.

Adlesse was like a weird lovechild between Cobalt's attention whoring and Khyber's self grandeur and bullshitter nature.

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hurp herpies!

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give Colby! herpies hit em in de end it dint matter!

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>>3490993

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Colby....you have herpies give him some hehehehe!

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>>3491052

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de fap trap DE FAP TRAP! HEHEHEHE! DEEEEE FAAAAAP TRAAAAAAAAP!!!!!111

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I miss the old Addlesee Threads Shame he kicked it, that was a lot of entertainment lost

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purfect tieming!

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sucketh muballs!

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my assss OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH! O0O

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

No.3491076
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>>3492981
Its what all the cool kids are doing. You're too old and riddled with arthritis to understand, but Cobalt says it gives the bong extra kick

No.3493006

>>3492981

https://www.stuff.co.nz/world/australia/100779395/tide-pod-challenge-the-internet-joke-thats-become-a-dangerous-craze

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>>3493044

This fucktard puts everything in his bong and tries to smoke it. :S

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>>3493061

His name is MasonRayParker.

No.3493120

Well juice or even hot sauce isn't so bad. When I was in high school we used Hi-c cherry once.

But Laundry detergent is ... just beyond dumb.

No.3493132

>>3493120

He looks like Cobalt's twin brother.

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>>3493120

Speaking of Laundry detergeant...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoBA6NqhvUA

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Welly-welly-well...
https://www.thespec.com/news-story/7557906-they-dig-through-hamilton-s-dumpsters-and-recycling-bins-searching-for-value-where-most-of-us-see-junk/

No.3494893

>>3494884

>Filthy looking skinny men who are meth addicted, covered in tats with cigs in their mouths.

Surprise surprise! Maybe if you meatheads cut out the smoking and other bad habits, you'd be able to meet your basic needs!

No.3494961

>>3494884

lol, holy shit that's actually cobalt.

...guess he's news-famous now? What a riot. Way to go kiddo!

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>>3494884 Yeah cobalt had told us he got in the news for his recycling efforts. I pressured him to post the article. But he didn't. Probably because he didn't want us knowing his real name.

>>3494893 I like to imagine he took my advice and kicked the habbit. Meth is bad news.

>>3494961 It's funny, I had friend once named Richard who looks a lot like cobalt. Blonde thin pony tail. Similar nose and facial structure too. They could almost pass as brothers. He's the one set me on my path to set a Directive. I haven't seen him in years.

No.3494993

>>3494984

Cobalt is an odd dick.

No.3494995

>>3494884
If that reporter believed anything Coblunt told him, he's a fucking tool. "Yeah a guy pulled a machete on me". Uh-huh.
Real sad thing about all of this? He's the youngest guy interviewed for this story. At 27, he could still turn his life around and not turn out like the rest of those middle aged burn-outs. But, we all know he won't. It's just all too easy to sit on welfare/disability.
He could do "real" work if he wanted to, if we didn't coddle every dickhead chiming in that they got "muh anxiety" and "muh depression" so I "can't work". 50 years ago with that attitude you'd be in the muddy gutter like a filthy street rat. Now you can sit on your ass and collect garbage in your spare time while taxpayers flip the bill. All the while you still get to have a smartphone too! The poor of today in first class countries have no idea how good they have it, compared to eons ago.

No.3495002

>>3494995

Whatever happened to Cobalt saying how he controlled the cops in Hamilton and they'd do anything for him? Also he wasn't scared of anybody, even beat up some kid in a wheelchair?

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>>3494995

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>>3495059

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Obligatory.


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