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142338 No.3484836

Are you virgin, /furi?
I somehow managed to reach the 27 years of life without getting laid. Total virgin and asocial, never had friends etc. Recently been diagnosed as having schizotypal personality disorder so maybe that's the reason.

Do you ever face ridicule for being a virgin?


Resident wizard at 32 and counting. And as I've mentioned other times it's come up, there's a weird dichotomy when it comes to public pressure on the subject.

When I worked in a factory around 24, 25 years old, I let that slip in a similar scene to "40 Year Old Virgin", though I didn't try lying about it. Publicly, a lot of jokes were cracked, offers to take me to a prostitute, etc. - but privately, most of the guys were actually supportive with the "Go at your own pace" sentiment and a few even mentioned they wished they'd saved theirs.

And good thing you aren't namefagging, because good God that shit gets flung in my face in practically every political thread, because "virgin" is deemed worse than "cucked".


Imageboards don't engage in sexual intercourse.
Imageboards don't make babies.


Isn't weird to be the furry and virgin? I heard that while being a furry you can get laid easily.


If you are a fag it's easier than aids.


I'm pushing 30 and I'm not exactly virgin, I've been with prostitutes and one of them stayed with me extra not for money but just because she liked me.
Also I've been meeting women, the last one was as sexy outside but her inside almost make me puke. I feel like I tend to hate women for turning relationship into sex for money.
Now I look at them only with disgust. Pity I'm not gay.

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28ish and virgin.

Maaaaaaaaaaaybe I won't be a virgin any more in the near future, who knows :>

(tbh I'm kinda shy IRL and I know I don't have the experience, so it will probably have to be just hugs and cuddles and sleeping together with not too naughty things going on for the first few times until I get used to it eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~, my bf definitely has the patience of a saint, I don't deserve him, he's too good for me)


I was until I embraced my bisexuality. After only really finding crazy in-person I tried out the hookup/dating apps. I don't view myself as wholly likable but I've too many good friends and seem to make them easily for me to honestly believe it. After a few months of shifting stuff around and onto the profile I found I only attracted the attention of women outside of the "5x your body weight" or. "I have three kids and am looking for a real man" types when I showed my wealth (own home, own car, etc).

I sort of gave up on women. It probably wouldn't have hit as hard if I hadn't bit too much into the feminist-male cake in my early 20's.

Then I started exploring my theoretical-at-the-time bisexuality. Yeah, life's much better now. Less stress, less pressure. I'm getting more attention from women now that I'm heading towards 30 but still look 20-23, but I'm just not feeling it anymore. Maybe that'll change but ehh.


Can't say anything about shitty personality or making friends (never struggled in that way, sorry) but being a virgin is only a deal breaker to a small subset of women - vain bimbos/thots/whateveryoucallthem. The type who are size queens, have antiquated views on gender roles except when it favors them, see cheating as not a big deal, always looking to swap up, use sex as currency, etc. The type is pretty obvious. The narrow-mind extends to everything, including sex itself. (Is the girl hyper-vanilla, and thinks head is gross, anal is gross, and wants you to do all the work? That's them.)

Problem for you is that those are the most common available girl you'll find in "hookup" spots. Dating websites, bars, etc. They get into relationships often and those relationships breakup often. They re-enter the market often. Low short-term value, no long-term value.

Finding a single girl who isn't trash is hard. They're not going to be in hookup spots, they probably won't advertise that they're single, and the entry bar for starting a relationship is high. Your best luck is either they just moved, ex was the fuck up, or they're super career or hobby-oriented and aren't intentionally looking. If you want a long-term relationship, its a struggle, for everyone. For a good lay? You don't need a 5 star girl for that.

There's plenty of women who fetishize popping a guy's cherry. I knew a whole clique of them when I went to SF state about a decade ago. Greatest stoplight parties. I'm one of them. Plenty of non-furry fetish communities have that "newbie"-fetishizing group. They want a few go-rounds to "break you in" and then move on to the next newbie. Its a great way to have your first time with no real strings attached and to have a perfectly valid excuse to have no idea what you're doing, whether or not you've any other experience.

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Sounds like you need a bad boy in your life <3


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I got fucked by life so I still ain't got fucked proper



...where are my wizard powers?



34 and virgin. Bisexual too, so I just suck.

But in reality my life's a mess and I spend most of it just trying to get money enough to get to the next paycheck. I have literally no time to get to know someone enough that they'd let me fuck them.

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If you're outgoing, maybe. But I live in a rural area and am a complete homebody, so those are two massive strikes against me in regards to dating. Third is being the 1/10 guy who wants women far out of his league.

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>because "virgin" is deemed worse than "cucked".

First of all, you're both. You were cucked for years by some asshole pretending to be some cute Chinese girl.

>And good thing you aren't namefagging, because good God that shit gets flung in my face in practically every political thread

It gets brought up because you're one of those fraud incel "nice guys" whose sole interest in women is how they can best offer you sexual gratification and that shapes your political beliefs and behavior. Sexual rejection from women over the years has given you an innate, subconscious hatred for women that you express by attacking strong, powerful women who try to work toward your benefit while finding the ability to offer praise and compliments to a buffoon that's actively working against you simply because he has a penis like you do.



>It gets brought up because you're one of those fraud incel "nice guys" whose sole interest in women is how they can best offer you sexual gratification

there are other needs for those retarded ziplock bags with legs?

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Virgins are incredibly hot.

I'll sit on your face, free of charge.


no they aren't.

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I respect your opinion, wrong as it may be.



So you're saying if you hit it up with a physically attractive person they reveal to you that they're a virgin but are ready to start learning how to fuck you'd turn them down because "ICK! YOU'RE A VIRGIN LOSER! I ONLY HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS DONE WITH 10 PEOPLE MINIMUM!"

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24 and in a relationship where we have sex several times a week.

So no, not one.

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Don't worry, we've probably both little devils in disguise. I don't expect to get off without a few bite marks at least from my first time ^///^

A lasting friendship is probably what I'm really aiming for though. The sex would be a nice bonus. Maybe that's the virgin in me speaking.

Btw, are you possibly... who I think you could be?
(if yes, plz friend me back on twitch, I wanna send you a message)


No one is every truly a virgin because life fucks us all.


Yeah but that's more like rape

If you're male and you got anal raped at 5 years old, it's not like you had a hymen, you can kind of say you're still a virgin. It's like the same thing. I mean, I personally give that one to rape victims, cause that's being kind. Maybe not females though, a hymen doesn't just heal up and shit. As long as it passes the king's test.

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I was just making a joke, you know.

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a virgin by the age of 24 probably has more than a few reasons to be a virgin by the age of 24.

you're cherrypicking a shitty hypothetical example that applies to a very small minority of people, i'd say less than 2% or 3%, the other 97% who are virgins at high ages (25-30+) are probably so because they got fucked at the genetic lottery or by general circumstances that made them undesirable.

Virgins above a certain age are unattractive for very logical, natural reasons, and you most likely won't find attractive ones past 25. Having a fetish for it is entirely different, you probably idealize a virgin as a sexual behemoth in-restrains because you've read one too many doujins about it.



So if you got one of those 2/3 percent people would you deny them because they are a virgin?


of course not you dummy.

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There should be a program where if you reach 30 and still a virgin the state comes in and rapes you anally.


What's the point?
By then they'd have already been doing it for thirty years!

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26 and still, but i'm giving it a little more effort now that i'm not a NEET.

i'm not normal enough to date normies and not weird enough to want to talk to trans-binary colourkin, though. everyone i try to talk to on the internet just gives up after a few days, and i can't really blame them. i don't try to dress up the fact that i'm your average boring human.

i've made peace with the fact that i'm probably going to die alone. no biggie.

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i lost it to him when i had just turned 19
now we're married

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sometimes, but those people don't know that i fuck my dog


I lost my virginity when I was 25 and my reaction was "that's fucking it?" and I haven't gotten laid since but frankly it's retarded that people make such a big fucking deal about it and treat you like you're some sort of pathetic subhuman freak if you lack the social skills, attractiveness, and confidence to find a person to stick your dick into. It can often create a self-reinforcing problem and even drive some people towards toxic ideologies wherein they internalize the idea that sex is something owed to them that they are unjustly denied rather than just a thing people do when they're bored.


i turned into a level 5 wizard recently

fear my magic powers

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I've had plenty of chicks come at me but I always turned them away because I'd rather fuck a dog.

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I'm surprised how many people there are here who are virgins. I thought that was a thing that didn't happen in this age. That aside, sex isn't the best thing you are missing if you don't get out and socialize. Sex is something people do when they have a close emotional bond but the bond is the most important thing. Sex is fun but sweaty, time consuming and sticky.

You're not missing much from the purely physical act of sex. It's the emotional bonds that come with having close friends which you are really losing out on and you don't need sex for that. Stop thinking about sex and think more about friendship. Once you have the emotional bond the sex will follow. It's ironic but the best way to get laid is to not try and get laid. Women hate a creep with pussy on the brain all the time.


the state begins raping you anally once you hit 18, but for some reason it doesn't count.



>and my reaction was "that's fucking it?"

I had more or less the same reaction at 29. It...wasn't bad, but wasn't super extreme amazing "the sun beams through the clouds awesome" like people make it out to be. Maybe jackin it for so many years fucked me up.

I'm married to that person now, and we really don't have sex that often due to being busy. We just foreplay, climax, and get on with our day. I good swallowing BJ is alllllright by me.

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The men who think sex is mind-blowing are the same people who refuse to masturbate because it is "wrong" or "immoral". Therefore the rare times they actually get to fuck, all that pent up frustration is released. Yeah, it's decent, but not much more than rubbing a hard one out to degenerate porn. Dog poon is arguably better since you don't have put up with all the baggage that Western women carry.

Some men are stuck in the mindset that they have to put up with a modern woman's shit. Let them drive themselves to bankruptcy by cheating, gold-digging, princess syndrome whores.



>I good swallowing BJ is alllllright by me.

I meant A, damnit, A.


>are the same people who refuse to masturbate because it is "wrong" or "immoral"

Fuck that, I still jack it. Sometimes I just need a release to get my focus back.



I barely have contact with people anymore. Work is just middle aged to old women that reek of cigarette smoke.

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I love the smell of cigarettes, and I'm not even a smoker

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>>3485354 I actually like the smell of pipe tobacco, but nobody smokes a pipe anymore -- just nasty cigs and those 'cigarello' things you see in convenience stores.


I dip into a pipe every so often.
I just don't do it in public because I figure everyone would assume it's weed for some reason.


Just smoke weed, it feels better and it's better for you.


Not for me.



Grandpa smoked a pipe regularly when I was a kid. The sweet smell filled his house. Makes me nostalgic thinking about it. Maybe its because I never really knew anyone else who did it. It really is a very distinctive scent. sigh, good times.

Hey Sorrowful, while I'm referring to your post, do you remember what sirio1996's new website is again? I coulda swore I bookmarked it, but now that I have some money to buy one of her sculptures, turns out I didn't, and my google-fu appears to be weak.

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>>3485582 I don't remember much about this. The only new web site seems to be
however for the last several days there's been nothing but movie poster picture posts.

I have to wonder if this account got hacked and is just being used by some Russian spammer.

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I used to smoke, but I haven't in years, back when I did though, I smoked captain black and my roommate used to call it manly incense



Hmm, it was almost nothing but movie posters when I saw this last when you found her the first time. Something's differen't though. Many of these are in Italian. That's odd. She's Spanish. Also, maybe I'm not too familiar with Spanish nameology, but I'd be highly surprised if her name was really "Diane Foster".

Yeah, dunno what the original intention was of this blog site, but it definitely doesn't seem like its in her control anymore. That other site, the real one.....what was it called again? Arte.S Green or something? I've no clue how you found it the first time.

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>>3485766 When you get right down to it I have no clue how you're associating me with Sirio. I don't remember ever taking about this artist and if I happened to find some kind of web site for her it was entirely by accident. I only found the movie poster blog site due to google and DA searches.



Oh, woops, my bad. Coulda swore it was you, guess not. ~JfATUfzsOU, maybe?

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>>I love the smell of cancer
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That thread ("ITT: Artists that vanished and you wonder what happened to them") saged off the board a couple weeks ago, IIRC.
I was not the original person who found her, however I saved the thread for info purposes.

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