>>929005
These things are worse than any gore shit david could post. I got sick lookin' long enough to find one of these things to post.

Enjoy your itch

>>929012
YOU FUCKING GUGF FUCKERSE

>>929012

I save my good stuff for special occasions.

>>929022

You have nothing 'special', or you would've used it long ago.

>>929022
No matter what fucked up act of man you post, no matter how brutally disheveled you can find an adorable creature, no matter how many wounds cover a still living being, you will never find anything more powerful than what nature can do itself.
Nature how the power to disturb you on levels man can barely even comprehend.
Just think for a moment... all the chitinous little roach-like creatures crawling around inside of you, constantly going in and out of your pores, which must be like moon sized craters to them. scavenging things, using your body, your very flesh as thier host and home. Just think of how much of you isn't really you, but small, disgusting, horrible microscopic monsters that science fiction couldn't even make up.
My head is tingling just thinking about all the microscopic nuances that would make a woman shriek and children sick.

>>929028
I have used it, not here (and it's not porn either, it's far worse).

>>929035

Every once in a while I'll catch the sight of one of those little "eye floaters", the blurry shapes of, I dunno, bacteria or something that you can see in the corners of your vision at times. It's neat, but at the same time somewhat disconcerting to remember that every second of your life, there's all kinds of bacteria and dust and particles dancing on the surface of your cornea.

>>928949

>>how do you feel about Stravinsky's neo-classical works?

I've not heard anything by Stravinsky since the 1970s, and for that reason, any memories I have are too rusty to be reliable.

Right now, I'm catching up with people I've not heard in years -- Mahler (great!), Bax (ehhhh...), Vagn Holmboe (interesting!). Very soon, I'll have to revisit Stravinsky.

>>928953

>>Rondo la Krakowiak

I'm paying the price for my low-bandwidth internet connection. :(

I'll try to download this at work, or at my girlfriend's place later this week.

>>928953

????

The fact that people on this board can turn a shitty thread into a political debate or a rational discussion on composers is quite amusing.

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>>928969

>>The fact that people on this board can turn a shitty thread into a political debate or a rational discussion on composers is quite amusing.

We have to sink or swim. :)

And lieder. I could listen to lieder all day.

http://mp3.rhapsody.com/album/berlioz-huit-scenes-de-faust/le-chasseur-danois-op19-no6-h104a

(Only "free" link I could find online for this song.)

>>928712
It a dark room and your likely not to know what is fucking you.

rather OHGODSUCKHARDER than OHGODMYFACE

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/strredwolf

I fucking despise this character so much.

and everything by them.

>>929026
wwwhattt tttheee fffuckkk???

Here, have a cat with four ears.

>>929025

They could write a book on "How to Draw with CTRL+V"

Though using the word "draw" may not be the correct term to describe his "art".

I wonder if he jizzes his pants when he sees a millipede.

I love this thread so much.

When I saw the still picture I immediately thought of the "I llike to singa" owl.

>>928521

oh god i love wakfu.

>>928524
DUDE, NAW

random sexy Ukrainian vixen
http://belo4ka.deviantart.com/art/Feeling-Ukrainian-66649789
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3339763/

a good artist
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/belo4ka

and likes to fursuit.
MIND BLOWN

we like...need to maker her an idol.

She's so pretty that I got really pissed off because I could never have her...

>>928464

The chick seems like she'd be moderately hot, but the bits of fursuit look like something a serial killer would wear. Or something a serial killer would make you wear.

Regardless, fucking creepy.

Any furry hater would approve this girl, she's that awesome.

>>929009
go gay, that'll show the cunt

this topic again? really? wow.

>>928648

While I mostly agree with this, I will have to call you on your statement on erotic illustrations. There has been quite a few examples of erotic paintings done by reputable artists, the difference here is that these illustrations USE eroticism to illustrate various concepts, usually centered around intimacy and pleasure, while the fetish drawings you see in furry have eroticism as the main point, and while this in itself isn't a bad thing, most would have mistaken it as a proxy for artistic skill, and thus end up with illustrations that are all eroticism and no substance.

>>928505

That's my friend...is purely true. I work with furry comics and i can say that i do it because i like. The money is low near the commission stuff.

Also..some artists who worth the money.

>>928856
Blotches lumpy characters are not worth the money.

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>>928503

>Oh yeah. But ignore all that and just grunt "Hirtes! GrrGghh! Herf derf!".

We do that because:

1) You gibber every time you post here, and pointing that out may eventually cause you to change yourself. It's not likely, but out of the charity of our hearts we hope you can some day realize your failings and become a better person. Or, for that matter, a person, period.

2) We hate you and insulting you is one way to make you go away.

While (1) and (2) may appear to be opposing goals, this is because you are not yet enlightened enough to understand our lofty methods. I recommend that you retreat to a mountaintop for a few decades, Hirtes, and consider our methods. When you return (probably around 2045 or so) you may rejoin our society as a better person. (Or, as previously mentioned, a person, period.)

>>928808

There is very little credible erotic art in the furry genre. Most of it isn't art, just fetish crap. My point stands, as I'm talking about a narrow band of interest that excludes general fantasy and such like.

I did forget to mention, that many of the artists 'left behind in furry' actually get worse, rather than just stagnate.

Jay Naylor, Jim Hardiman and David of 'JACK' fame come to mind as artists who've gotten worse over the last few years, rather than improving their art in any measurable way.

"I think you're talking about sprayers.", she said after a while. "Yeah, yeah, we have sprayers. As a matter of fact, one of our sayings.... it doesn't translate well into Common... but you know it's time to pick up camp when the sprayer... spray starts growing flowers with yellow petals. It's... I guess it's one of our jokes."

I wrinkled my nose, trying to sort out what exactly the joke meant. I decided I didn't want to think about it.

"Well, these... these sprayers, do they spray alone, or do they have females that... that help them?"

"Oh, you can't spray alone. You need the proper stimulus to.... um..." she looked around nervously, as if scared her father was looking over her shoulder, here in this deserted forest a thousand miles from her home. Slowly, she moved her hands in the darkness where I couldn't see.

"There. There's no word for it in Common. The female has to use her... her this thing on the male's.... on his sprayers."

I strained my eyes in the gloom. "I can't see what you're pointing at."

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I eyed the rough surface of her jointed carapace warily. On the one hand, I could readily imagine a thousand terrible things happening to my manhood in this situation. On the other hand, I had never before encountered a partner with this sort of infectious enthusiasm. We were exploring strange and foreign landscapes together, and wasn't that what being an adventurer was all about?

It was my turn to be nervous and self conscious. I slowly undid my belt and pulled my trousers forward, exposing my quivering erection. Immediately, Zera's antennae began fluttering over the surface of the skin, as soft and rapid as a thousand butterflies. It was, it's safe to say, a sensation I had never experienced before.

"It... it goes in.", I explained haltingly, "And it has to be soft and wet, and preferably a snug fit."

Zera's antennae continued their delicate dance, and I could tell she was thinking. Without warning, she leaped on me, knocking me to my back, putting her whole weight on my chest.

Struggling, I managed to get my head up in time to see her jagged mandibles splitting apart, and her gaping maw descending on my crotch. I hyperventilated, panicking, wincing in preparation for my imminent emasculation.

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gay

>>929002
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>>929004

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/muleboy
one of my favs

>>929024>>928990 Cheers!

>>929029

Cheers...? :)

Hey Bro I am 21, and still a Virgin myself. The world puts so much pressure on guys to loose it really fast, but it is great, and rare to be a Virgin at that age. It is great to watch girl and random people shit bricks after they ask you if you are still a Virgin.
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But I have a had a Blow Job, and trust me it is nothing to call home about. Had first relationship last year, and that was also nothing to call home about.
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It is nice to wait for the perfect girl, or a cute girl who you connect with

>>928800
man screw all the virgin /wrist drama in here, more of this!

>>928904

>>she didn't write it to be appealing to gay men

I'm pretty sure vampires that sparkle when exposed to sunlight should breaks any man's gaydar.

24 and still a virgin myself. I wish i could lose it but i dare not even touch the AIDS-ridden whores where i live. seriously though it is alright. What is so special about it anyway?

>>928930

>>virgin
>>had a Blow Job

>>928983

There´s nothing special about sex...Unless you´re not getting any.

yeah. I never had a girlfriend until I was 16, but I got a handjob in 8th grade from this girl, who I later lost my virginity to following year, so like 15. Also made out for the first time, blowjob, etc, but it wasn't until I actually had a girlfriend and we started having sex did it get any good.

I never really cared for the girl i just slept with, but my actual girlfriend made sex so much better.

Nicobay used to do it all the time.

He'd put up some plush toys, or some other prize valued at $50 and get more than a dozen 'comissions'.

Most entries are from artists that have $5-20 sketch prices, but Purple Keckleon entered once. She charges up to $80 for her art. Guess who won that round?

Several comissions for which only one person recieves payment. Fucking brilliant.

>>929000
Yes, it is brilliant. I'd honestly love to hold one of these.
I probably won't get much of a turn out, though.

I love how, when you try to tell people how these things really work, they just get so offended.

People's stupidity is a weakspot that they just hate to have poked.

It's a greylag goose, not a duck.

It's a genius system that exploits the general stupid gullibility of people online, and it's amazing how well it works. I remember Brokenwing had one to give away some shit laptop and while back, and got what had to be hundreds of dollars worth of "contest entries" from lots of popular artists. He got people to waste time and effort to essentially give him free commissions just for a chance at some relatively worthless prize.

Anyone dumb enough to enter these "contests" deserves to be exploited by the greedy. Though it only works well if you're a popular enough attention whore that you're reasonably well known for it to get enough views.

>>929014
; _ ; I am not good with bird please forgive

It's no different than what game companies do... they get kids to submit ideas or designs, pick a winner, take a picture with them, they get some small prize, and the company uses it to make millions

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sib2L6A6xgw

OH HEY WE'RE GHOSTS THAT CAN'T BE INJURED, STAVED OFF, OR KILLED, AND WILL FOLLOW YOU THROUGH AREAS YOU RUN INTO TO ESCAPE FROM US. THERE ARE SOME SWORDS TO PIN SOME OF US DOWN BUT NOT ALL OF US LOL, SO DEAL W/ IT.

That game was good until I couldn't get any fucking peace for five seconds because of inescapable, unkillable bullshit monsters.

>>928092

Silent Hill's appeal has always been the atmosphere; 4 got rid of the flashlight, got rid of the fog, reduce the gameplay to wandering around well-lit hallways bashing people with golf clubs. They filled the levels with unkillable ghosts that filled the screen with static and made you walk slower, which was an unfun and unscary pain in the ass, not to mention being chased around by an invincible Walter. The entire second half of the game was just one long escort mission and grindfest where you re-visited the levels you already beat with almost no change to them. The story was good but they told it in the most awkward way possible, with some guy in a hole in the ceiling giving a 5-minute monologue explaining everything. Also, burping/farting nurses. It wasn't scary and it wasn't fun, it was just a chore.

The idea of being trapped in your apartment had potential, but it's like they had that one good idea and built an entire shitty game around it.

>>928045

I also admit, I baw'd like a little bitch at the ending.

I've been through complicated grief before, I'm not BSing when I say it's just like it's portrayed in this game.

>>928454 whut?

Glad to see so many enjoyed this. For how many like it I'm surprised the sales aren't better. I'd have to say it's my favorite SH, even more so than SH2 which seems to be the favorite by most. It helps that I adore point and click / adventure games, but this feels a bit different in ways and it's awesome.

Take the ending for example. I wont spoil it for anyone but during the ending you have control of the camera. Something happens to the side of the screen. Most games, or hell even movies, would simply pan the camera to what's going on and be done with it. In this however you have control over this. It's such a small simple thing but when you're doing it it's like this undescribable feeling. Granted that's because of how awesome and well done this scene is handled.

I really hope Climax gets to do a completely new Silent Hill styled like this. I had all but given up hope of ever seeing a good SH again after Homeshitting, and this game rekindled my love for the series.

>>928755
It's about "heavy rain". looks like it's making some strides in gaming, but the more elaborate you make something, the more likely you are gonna make some pretty hillarious errors. Observe:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDioUN9GsgQ

>>928765

Yea - that twist came out of nowhere, but once it got revealed, you thought back to all the shit that had happened throughout and realized that it was pretty much inevitable.

Even worse is when you go back on a playthrough, and realize precisely what everything means - holy shit that's fucked up!