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4632372 No.3046066

I'm brutally demolishing the server configuration right now. Help me test to see if it's running any better at all.

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>>3046066

Let's try this again, shall we? I usually have to try about 10 times before giving up on my local CF node and using TOR or another form of proxy to connect to a different CF node, and even those other nodes fail ~50% of the time I try to make a post.

cho0b: I understand you're pretty busy with some of the different websites you help administrate, and understand that using your "hands off" approach to administration/moderation usually saves you a large amount of time you need for working other sites as well as being generally favorable for maintaining an air of free speech around this site.

Posting still sucks unacceptably bad to the point of it simply being impossible for some people to post anymore, cho0b. How long does this need to continue before we get a solution to this?
This has been happening for two months now, users who usually contribute content are guaranteed to have been moving away from this place because of these technical problems, and that's a shame in my opinion.

*I'm afraid that if you don't fix this 520 problem very soon, so many people will have migrated to other places that having a hands-off "free speech-friendly" administration isn't going to matter much anymore. What use is it having such a administration policy when all your users who are supposed to be exercising their free speech have moved away?

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No.3067612

I really don't get this. It's just wakaba and the site doesn't even have that many users. It shouldn't take ANY administration. And the server configuration should not be fucked with at all beyond the defaults dreamhost provides.
It should run absolutely fine with zero intervention.

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8615 No.3067719

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytdEYapPXdY

Hatred gameplay trailer is up. Get ready for SJWs and soccermoms to lose their minds.

No.3067721

Wrong one derp, this is the new trailer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa8sQb9nb7w

No.3067726
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Meh, it looked like an uninspired Postal clone that tries to get attention through controversy. It still looks like one. And Postal 1 isn't even a good game to begin with.

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11014

come at me

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40265

also, what I'm actually waiting for is a Columbine simulator.

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Flamethrowers and vehicles too?...Not bad.
I hope there's multiplayer and character creation too. Possibly character mods in the future...



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32451 No.3049740

As a straight guy who attends furry cons, how do you deal with the constant barrage of propositioning from gays?

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No.3064602

>>3049920

> Bonus points if you can get some gay horndog to keep feeding you liquor hoping that he'll get lucky.

So let me get this straight. The manchildren that make up the predominance of furry fandom will complain incessantly about the greedy two-faced women who do the equivalent (accepting free drinks/food) and may accept makeouts and groping, but don't want to go all the way for whatever reason, the selfish bitches, because they're leading you on.

But it's totally ok to encourage a straight guy to accept drinks or whatever from a gay horndog that wants to bed him, even though he (presumably) has NO INTENTION of going all the way, being that he's straight, and therefore could be said to be "leading on" said horndog gayboi.

Do I have that correctly? I just want to make sure.

No.3064759

>>3064602

The difference is women are a scarce resource

No.3064762

>>3064336
Jesus fuck you are stupid. Christ on a cracker.

No.3067705

>>3064762

I always wonder what his mother was like

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You should just do what I do, say, "I like girls but I'll take a blow job from almost any body. " one of three things is going to happen. They will respect your hertronormativness, they will be offended and leave, or you get your cock sucked. Really, it's winning all around.

No.3067730

>>3067723

That's the most intelligent thing you've ever posted.



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262252 No.3067703

In your opinion at what point do you report an artist on PayPal for not doing shit? I've been going on 5 months and I paid in full, she haven't sent me a sketch but promises she will work on it soon. Turns out she has 40+ deep in commission and instead of working on them seems to be only doing sketch requests on Tumblr.

Am I too much of a nice guy/wimp ass bitch to not have already reported her? Also, whenever I ask her for progress she gets a fucking attitude like I'm bothering her.

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21543

They've probably bit off more than they can chew, and the pressure makes them feel too overwhelmed. But if they are still accepting commissions despite such a huge backlog, that's a sign you're probably not going to get it anytime soon at all.
You can go elsewhere and demand a refund (They are in the wrong if they spend the money before giving you what you are owned), but other than that and waiting it out there isn't much else to do. If they cannot give you back the money, they either need to give you your art (which seems unlikely, after such a wait). You can post to Artists Beware, which sometimes shakes the artist into finally doing some work just so they can get marked as Resolved in the sake of saving themselves from too much bad rep.

No.3067724

They're probably holding out until 6+ months, when Paypal's 180 day deadline runs out for this sort of thing. If you're gonna make a call on it, do it soon.

No.3067727

>>3067724
I thought it was a year long? It's 6 months now?
>>3067713
I don't care how much she bit off, how should it be my problem. If you have 40+ commissions behind you need to let people know beforehand, I was never made aware.



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238900 No.3067373

Quality advice from one of the fandom's finest artists!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/15601066/

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>>3067522

No.3067541

>>3067522
:(|)
Thut up and kith me.

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>>3067522

"This coffee tastes like shit
the roast tastes like shit
why does everything taste like shit"

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>>3067573

No.3067609

>>3067466

Jesus Christ, what's wrong with that character's ass cheeks?! It's like someone fucked him/her/it/? in the ass with a giant cock all day and night long and created a wide gap.

No.3067611

>>3067609

Hey now, somebody paid $70 for that. :^)

No.3067725

>>3067373

I like that the reason the "uncanny" lion and wolf head look creepy is because the actual art is shit. It's like purposefully breaking something and then going "SEE? I TOLD you it doesn't work!"

I also find it absolutely hilarious that she deleted the submission because not everyone sucked up and agreed with her. Meanwhile some of the most successful artists in the fandom draw human-esque faces.



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181059 No.3067648

Ok, this artwoirk really needs an explanation...
Before another bunch of people get the wrong idea, I want to thoroughly clarify something!

Ruki does not enjoy watersports in any way!
And also I myself do not enjoy watersports in anyway! (and she is not a boy ...)

It's just that she - as well as me - is unlucky enough to have a (-n otherwise awesome! <.<) master, who really enjoys this particular kink. This is also the reason why artwork of that kind can be found more often in my gallery by now anmd what lead to this specific piece.

It is a gesture of submission and respect, which she endures for her master. (and he better appreciate it ^>.<^)

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No.3067681

>>3067655

>Any one who practices this kink is a broken man-child who should be mocked.

go clop in your corner

No.3067684

>>3067674
Nope it's not.
Correctly it would be
eine riesen Ausnahme. Not eine Riesenausnahme. The riesen discribes what kind of an excpetion it is. Ask Mr. Konrad Duden.

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No.3067690
>Ok, this artwoirk really needs an explanation...

No it didn't. (-)

No.3067691

>>3067684
The correct adjective would be "riesig(e)". "riesen" is a prefix and as such gets joined with the noun.

Even if it weren't, it would be what's known as a spontaneous adjective-noun compound, something which is normally used to add emphasize.

>Ask Mr. Konrad Duden.

He has no authority. Or relevance, for that matter. Heck, I spent half a year analyzing and describing neologisms for a word-blend database precisely because of that.
Yiffydiot <- there I just broke the German language, please call Mr. Duden and tell him about it.

Also >caring about spelling on wank material.

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>Ask Mr. Konrad Duden
No.3067722

Dear OP, this might come as a shock to you, but nobody cares about you or your favorite artist's sexual preferences.
Thevery notion that you pop up here trying to explain yourself to a bunch of people who dont even have an idea who the fuck you even are.... what the actual shit are you doing nigger?



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151397 No.3067640

this game is kind of interesting just like tamigachi

http://sandbox.yoyogames.com/games/228435-joy-pony-game/download

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>>3067642

draw your pony in the middle of the room and click on the suitcase to go to work!

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>>3067642

there is a catch if you go home late your pony might be dead and you will have to wrap her up for the funeral :P

sorry for your lost

No.3067668
>EXE

no thank you

No.3067693
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195321

Oh, since I kept killing my pony. I made this, someone will like it.

http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=05997445079854318058

pic related

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No.3067714
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obligatory

No.3067720
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vasta la vista baby



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142532 No.3062890

http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2015/01/16/obama-sides-with-cameron-in-encryption-fight/

>“If we find evidence of a terrorist plot… and despite having a phone number, despite having a social media address or email address, we can’t penetrate that, that’s a problem.”
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>>3062950

> There is a way to split the baby with this issue

no.jpg

> get a court order/warrant to decode just that particular device.
> it won't be like the fucking warrantless wiretapping bullshit we've had going on for the past decade.

Do you not realize that for the first thing to be possible, the second thing also has to be possible? Do you not realize that as soon as some illegal spying activity becomes known that it is promptly legalized?

The government has been abusing it's spying privileges so much that people have finally decided to fix the tech so that it's harder to spy on. The only reason the government's in this position now is because they've been abusing their spying privileges so much recently. I have zero sympathy for them, this is all their fault.

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>>3062890
get rid of the internet, issue solved.

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>>3062971

> get rid of the internet, issue solved.

The government has already thought of that: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_kill_switch

No.3067704

Americans, get rid of this moron already.

No.3067707

>>3067704

We tried, but stupid won the eight years.

No.3067715

Obongo is just saying what he thinks people want to hear. He has no idea what any if this technobabble actually means. After all, he has 'advisors' to take care of that.

No.3067718

>>3062979

Isn't that what the TCP/IP flash override flag is for? :P



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103097 No.3067629

Hey lulz, if you wake up from a nightmare, and you have a few minutes where you still believe what you dreamt happened, what is that? Temporary psychosis?

I have these occasional nightmares about recursion. The details vary, but I'm always doing something to comfort myself, like painting a model plane for instance, and then someone or something will tell me that I have to now paint every model plane on the planet, that it's going to take me the rest of my life, and no matter how many I paint it'll never be enough, that doing it will never make me feel calm again. Sometimes it'll turn into a Zeno's Paradox kind of thing where everything I do in the dream, like even fucking scratch my nose, I suddenly have to repeat an infinite number of times or else something horrible will happen. And it sounds fucking stupid to describe it now that I'm fully awake, but in that dream it was utterly fucking terrifying.

But this morning, I woke up from one of those while it was still dark, and I basically had a panic attack because, for several minutes, I really, honestly believed that what'd I'd just experienced was real. No matter how much I told myself to calm down, I couldn't stop freaking out.

Is it possible to have buried schizophrenia that only comes out in dreams? I'm kind of fucking worried about my state of mind here.

No.3067630

Also, inb4 the inevitable, stupid Inception and Matrix memes

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I'm no psychologist, but I'm pretty sure you would have discovered if you were schizophrenic during adolescence or after doing drugs. I hardly ever remember my dreams; but when I do, they're always bizarre. Maybe you have an anxiety disorder, idk. If these nightmares are interfering with your life, then you might want to seek the help of a professional.

>Hey lulz, if you wake up from a nightmare, and you have a few minutes where you still believe what you dreamt happened, what is that? Temporary psychosis?

The technical term for it is hypnopompic state.

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Its called a night terror. They suck, and are the general explanation for "alien abductions" and shit, I get them a lot in conjunction with sleep paralysis. Its not really a schizophrenia thing, and they're really isn't a medication that can fix it. Also it gets worse with age.

Enjoy your life~

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>>3067629

TLDR: That is an anxiety dream. To combat that, you need to stop putting things off.

When you are awake you worry about things that you could be fixing but instead of fixing them think something could go horribly wrong so you just do nothing and worry more. You need to be aware that your mother has installed a tiny version of Fox News in your brain which is telling you that everything which could go wrong, will go wrong, and you shouldn't do ANYTHING!! You need to learn to ignore that stupidity and take chances.

Like you need to renew your license plate for your car but you don't want to stand in line at the tag office with all those people making you uncomfortable so you put it off to the last minute. Putting it off builds more stress, then when you finally go to the tag office you feel uncomfortable because you are super-tweaked and your nerves are fried. It's a cycle of self-abuse.

Stop doing that shit. You are stressing yourself out. When ever you find yourself worrying about something, do something to fix it.

That's one of the things that makes me such a happy person and gives me so much energy to come here and tell all of you how wrong you are, when you are, because I have my shit handled. I am prepared. It's such a better way of life when you aren't stressing all the time.

No.3067669

Try not to read too much into it. If during your normal daily life you aren't suffering any of this, then there isn't much to worry about.

Sleeping and dreaming are normal things, but we often forget how fucking bizarre they are. Every 24 hours our bodies sends us mounting signals that we should find somewhere safe so that we can go unconscious and enter a quasi-trance state where we experience layered visions with a full yet often muddy range of stimuli (that is itself sculpted from unconscious impulse, memory and tempered by our degree of imagination and typical thought patterns).

Shit's weird yo. The brain is a complex thing even before you factor in how our lucid mind interacts with it. A nightmare that lasts shortly into waking is considered a "Night Terror", and if that triggers an anxiety attack then the night terror can seem to be prolonged for a while more. Think of 'dream evaporation' : The natural effect of quickly forgetting the funky dream stuff you experienced while asleep. Normally we remember this far easier but it's not uncommon to forget within a single minute once awakened. Then consider things like sleep paralysis or the hypnagogic illusions you see just before you fall to sleep.

The brain is a complex piece of biological machinery. What you're experiencing is the equivalent of a squeaky hinge. Almost certainly harmless, but it can grate on you. The best way to counter this would be perhaps to examine anxiety triggers in your life, and to maybe try take up meditation before sleep, or indulging in a little bit of over-indulgent mental imagery. Like, laying there before sleep, deliberately try to imagine an awesome 'my life is fucking great' situation in as much detail as possible, and then submerge yourself in it. People like me habitually create similar scenarios but with awful, shitty situations, as a matter of anxiety reflex and false 'preparing for the worst' behaviour. I found that deliberately reversing it by making a conscious decision to create and swim in a GOOD daydream actually helped. Or you could go the whole length and make it an outright fantasy situation. Just be careful if you lean too much towards sexual encounter in that fantasy, because I'm not sure how you'd handle a recursion nightmare of "You gotta fuck all the things", haha.

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>>3067669

>Try not to read too much into it... then there isn't much to worry about.

That there is stinkin' thinkin'! You can't just hope your problems will go away. You gotta take a long, hard look at your life, be honest with yourself and take steps to make your life better. No one ever beat cancer by not taking their medicine just like you can't beat fear by pretending it'll just go away. You gotta find what is causing your stress and deal with it. Take power over your life.



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1381628 No.3067072

Yeah yeah, maybe it'll pass and maybe it won't, but here's something I picked up off another site that's worthy of the anon artists here. Or not.

Take a stab.

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No.3067090

>>3067083
Oh so draw the 'no longer together' Blotch's characters into their skeleton image.

Yeah I'll pass. I respect Kenket and Blackteagan, unfortunately.

No.3067100

http://puu.sh/f8dhj/d5de76f112.png

No.3067107

>>3067100

Hey, the posing on that looks great. =)

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No.3067209

>>3067107
Thanks so much! I'm still not sure what to do with the sketches, if I should YCH them or ink and sell re-colours, or just personal use... Meh. XD

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Thread is already fail for not starting with general art thread #15 image.

>This thread is for posting the art you're working on or finished!
>Furry related (or not I guess) illustration, 3d models, music, who gives a fuck? ANYTHING can be art as long as you make it and post it here for brutal peer review!
>Useful shit if you wanna git gud (or better) at art:

http://www.squidoo.com/how-to-draw-learn
http://www.mediafire.com/folder/1r4r4r7wptdw7/Guides
http://www.proko.com/library/
http://www.ctrlpaint.com/library
http://www.quickposes.com/
http://www.scribd.com/doc/110616281/Drawing-Lessons-From-the-Great-Masters
http://alexhays.com/loomis/

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No.3067712

>>3067710
#14 is still online, for now.
https://lulz.net/furi/res/3047972.html



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